" maddening "

 [ "maddening" ]

1: The feeling of your sanity slipping that you get when you help someone make a plan to move forward in one direction, they agree, and then they revert to an old process and expect new results.

  * e.g.,  ... After we discussed the plan, I found that everything that was discussed was ignored, as if nothing had been discussed at all. It was maddening. 

 [ "maddening" ]

1: Life can be maddening when things don't go the way you want them to!

  * e.g.,  ... Why does the situation have to be like this, how come things sometimes dont go the way you want them to. maddening predicaments. 

 [ "maddening" ]

1: Extremely mad

  * e.g.,  ... Ava was maddening me when she was making fun of me 

 [ "Madden" ]

1: When you tell the boys you can't hang because your franchise is going to the Super Bowl, but really you just want to make out with your girl.

  * e.g.,  ... "I can't bake cookies and play games tonight; I got Madden." 

 [ "maddenism" ]

1: Nonsensical gibberish or, alternately, blindingly obvious observations spouted by one of the most inept football commentators in the history of the medium. Fox thought Pat was the senile one when it was John all along.

  * e.g.,  ... "To win the game, you have to score more points than the other team."  

 [ "Madden" ]

1: Madden tends to be a smart and good looking guy but doesn’t really enjoy school. He is really easy to keep a relationship with and makes a good boyfriend.

  * e.g.,  ... Madden is so nice I’m going to ask out madden Madden looks good today 

 [ "madden" ]

1: A video game that causes obsessive behavior.

  * e.g.,  ... "So did you finally get some last night?" 

 [ "madden" ]

2: The reason some girls don't get any sex.

  * e.g.,  ... "No he wanted to play stupid madden!" 

 [ "Madden" ]

1: A popular video game about professional football. For reasons beyond me, you can't consider yourself a girl if you like this, because your man would rather get his hands on this instead of you. Likewise, you can't consider yourself a man if you don't like it at least a little. Madden is basically a $50 penis.

  * e.g.,  ... Bob would rather play with his Madden video game than his girlfriends vajayjay. 

 [ "madden" ]

1:  (John) A football icon who has a line of EA NFL games named after him. He coached the Oakland Raiders to a victory in Super Bowl XI against the Minnesota Vikings. He also has a habit of making obvious observations as a football analyst

  * e.g.,  ...  John Madden: "I think the team that scores the most points tonight is going to win this football game, Al" 

 [ "madden" ]

2:  (Benji, Joel) Either of the 2 brothers in the band Good Charlotte (GC), who play a terrible live show and sold out upon the release of their single "Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous". To be avoided at all costs.

  * e.g.,  ... Al Michaels: "Right you are, John." 

 [ "Maddened" ]

1: verb; "to be maddened;" 1: term used when playing any Madden NFL title (on the All-Madden setting) where one is performing superbly only to be inexplicably overtaken in the final moments of the game, usually by a combination of physically impossible occurrences (see Madden Physics), inexplicable defensive lapses, or the sudden onset of superior skill in any mediocre opponent player; 2: to be absurdly dominated by an inferior opponent in any Madden NFL franchise; 3: Any of these definitions applied loosely to real-life occurrences

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude, I just got Maddened so hard."