" pesty "

 [ "Pestie" ]

1: When a door-to-door pest control salesman acts like your best friend to sell you shit you don't need to the extent that they become a pest themselves: they're a pestie.

  * e.g.,  ... Oh look, I've got another segway-riding pestie at the door. 

 [ "Pesty" ]

1: A non legitimate THC cartridge/cart that has been filled by hand and sold cheaply for profit; tends to have lots of pesticides hence the name pesty.

  * e.g.,  ... “Duuude try this new cart I just got it’s gas...” “No dude that’s a pesty I don’t want lung cancer” 

 [ "Pestie" ]

1: An annoying door to door pest control salesman trying to sell you his overprice service.

  * e.g.,  ... That pestie guy tried to overcharge me. 

 [ "Pesty" ]

1: Pesty is the most gay unicorn ever. He is so gay. He loves crack. And your mom.

  * e.g.,  ... I HEART PESTY<3 

 [ "pestie" ]

1: When your best friend is your poop buddy, they're your Pestie

  * e.g.,  ... She's my Pestie, back off 

 [ "Pesti Stomach" ]

1: When one wakes up in the morning with extreme nausea and stomach cramps caused by ripping fake carts the day before.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: Dude, I’ve been dry heaving all morning and I have no Idea why. Person 2: It’s probably Pesti Stomach from that fake ass cart you’ve been ripping. 

 [ "A Pesty Polski" ]

1: Similar to a sex pest, except a man of polish origin. This man will often run around wearing female undergarments for a cheap joke, sometimes splash himself with a dash of running water whilst fully clothed for a comical effect. His pestiness is not always of a sexual manner, however he is often just a dick for the sake of being a dick! His lack of respect for authority is often distressing to most, especially as he very well educated and cannot be caught out on intellect.

  * e.g.,  ... Top Lad 1: Oi you heard about that Dan kid? He is totally a Pesty Polski! 

 [ "zesty pesty" ]

1: A Zesty pesty is when you eat a bug that didn't taste bad.

  * e.g.,  ... ben: YEAH and i totally banged her *cough* 

 [ "yersinia pestis" ]

1: The Latin name of the black plague

  * e.g.,  ... Now the starting name in plague inc is Yersinia pestis 

 [ "pestie" ]

1: Just a stupid way of saying bestie if you want to be different

  * e.g.,  ... John: Oh hi pestie!