" luau "

 [ "luau" ]

1: Luau is a computer language, very similar to the language lua, but modified to fit the game roblox. It is the language used in roblox developing. It is a rather slow language yet lightweight. For example, a new empty table will consume 40 bytes of RAM, and a function end will consume 20 bytes.

  * e.g.,  ... Karrie: Want to learn luau with me? 

 [ "luau" ]

1: When two men have sex with one woman (in both her mouth and vagina) simultaneously, creating the effect of a pig-on-a-spit at a luau.

  * e.g.,  ... After happy hour, Dean and Rob totally had a luau with Kristin. 

 [ "luau" ]

1: a fruitbowl with a pressed ham combo in refernce to the pineapple and fruit of the hawaiian luau with the hammy ham pig.

  * e.g.,  ... with the windows rolled up tight and pressed ham quickly losing its fun josh presented the elderly with none other then a luau. 

 [ "Luau" ]

1: A type of party... the best type of party. The type of party attended by the likes of: Davis Chri$t

  * e.g.,  ... Wow did you hear about that luau last weekend? I heard they got shit faced and Davis got his haircut! Yeah he’s definitely a luauer I could see his dick print from miles away. Person A(not a luauer): going to the luau this weekend? 

 [ "Luau" ]

2: Ashlee Dacey

  * e.g.,  ... Person B(a luauer): bro you got it all wrong, it’s ALWAYS a luau 

 [ "Luau" ]

3: Roth

 [ "Luau" ]

4: And Rothwell(when he’s not being a fucking nerd) These parties typically involve large sums of alcohol and Cannabis as well as the occasional lean and haircut combo wombo... not for the faint of heart. One may detect a fellow luauer by the presence of a Hawaiian necklace called a lei on their neck. It is customary to greet fellow luauers by dapping them up and saying “Issa luau”. Luauers typically have MASSIVE penises.

 [ "Luau" ]

1: Noun: A contrived “Hawaiian” event attended by over weight, average, white people that consume 2x-4x their daily caloric intake in one meal, accompanied by watered down mai tais. This event is often hosted by a Fortune 500 hotel or hospitality type company and pay locals 25% above prevailing wages to hold nose and smile for said tourist that often wear Hawaiian shirts non-ironically.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey, the Hilton is hosting a luau tomorrow. I hear they have an all you can eat seafood and pork buffet and fire dancing. Let’s find the shirt that hides my morbid obesity and add to said obesity. I enjoy getting fatter while listening to ukulele. 

 [ "horny luau" ]

1: A hawaiian-themed orgy

  * e.g.,  ... "John is gonna throw a sick horny luau at his house tonight. Don't forget your lei!" 

 [ "Pork Luau" ]

1: When you wrap your hog in banana leaves, bury it in the sand for several hours, and then thrust it into your girl's hot dripping poi hole.

  * e.g.,  ... Since they didn't have enough money to go on vacation, C.T. and Jenn had a pork luau in the back yard. 

 [ "Elephant Luau" ]

1: Same as a standard-issue luau, but with an elephant substituting his tail and trunk for the equipment of two men.

  * e.g.,  ... Dean and Rob had other plans, so Kristin had an elephant luau with Jumbo. 

 [ "Luau Scandle" ]

1: Belmont's darkest moment in a decade, in which 95% of the student body went to a dance with a Hawaain theme completely hammered. 10-15 students were transported to a hospital due to huge amounts of illegal substances poisining the body. The image of Belmont will never be the same.

  * e.g.,  ... Remember the Luau Scandle? It was quite chaotic. 

 [ "Lucious luau" ]

1: When two males, and a girl, have sex, one of the men sticks there penis into her mouth and the other sticks it into thee anal cavity, and make her squeal like a pig.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey cam, wanna lucious luau this bitch?