" loafed "

 [ "loafed" ]

1: a state of ultimate laziness forcing you to waste the day away by doing nothing...at all.

  * e.g.,  ... I'm so loafed today, I only left my couch twice, once to get a snack and twice to shit. 

 [ "loafed" ]

1: To get wasted. Short for the term "meatloafed."

  * e.g.,  ... We're gettin loafed tonight 

 [ "loafed" ]

1: To overly soil or excrete a visibly solid mass in one's pants.

  * e.g.,  ... Oh man! Did you see how dude totally loafed in his own pants? 

 [ "loafed" ]

1: the act of getting slapped in the face with someones' loafer.

  * e.g.,  ... i said that golf was lame and my grandpa loafed me in the throat. 

 [ "loafed" ]

1: to be punched suddenly for an insult and or any form of disrespect.

  * e.g.,  ... Jerome said my mom was a fat,slimy ho, so i loafed him in the chest and gave homeboy an asthma attack. 

 [ "loafed" ]

1: To be the recipient of a dutch oven

  * e.g.,  ... My husband had 5 tacos right before he came to bed. I got loafed all night. 

 [ "to loaf" ]

1: to chill. to hang out

  * e.g.,  ...  I was going to study tonight but there are too many distractions, so I decided to loaf. 

 [ "Loafing" ]

1: To laze around your house or place of residence, and to not have a care in the world.

  * e.g.,  ... "Loafing does the body good" 

 [ "loaf" ]

1: when a cat is laying down with no legs out; bonus points if the tail is tucked in

  * e.g.,  ... Look at that little loaf!!! 

 [ "loaf" ]

1: Someone who knowingly takes too long to do something.

  * e.g.,  ... "Wow Rob, hurry up you loaf"