" limpness "

 [ "Limp as." ]

1: A phrase to yell when things are not going well.

  * e.g.,  ... When Losing at Tetris Jake yelled "Limp as." 

 [ "limp-on" ]

1: When one does not quite achieve hard-on-isity, however, still enjoys the sensation of the possibilities of it.

  * e.g.,  ... I got a limp-on just talking to her on the phone. 

 [ "limp-on" ]

2: Most commonly happens when one has no potential of realizing the ultimate goal but yet, unexplainably, the body reacts as though there IS that potential. Generally speaking, occurs in business meetings, restaurants and public places.

 [ "limp" ]

1: weak

  * e.g.,  ... he has a limp dick hence he is unable to fuck his wife 

 [ "Limp" ]

1: A limp is a simp but the only thing simps take is L's, so replace the s with l

  * e.g.,  ... yo this dude corny as fuck bro he limping so hard rn, I aint wanna be friends with no limp. 

 [ "limp" ]

1: Anything that is considered lame or weak. Something that may have been a dissapointment.

  * e.g.,  ... That movie was so limp, it didn't even make sense. 

 [ "Limp" ]

1: A word that describes something unfavourable, dissapointing or unexpected in a bad way

  * e.g.,  ... Joe: Dude i cant make it to this crazy party tonight! 

 [ "limp" ]

1: tim struggling to maintain an erection

 [ "LIMP" ]

1: LOL in my Pants. Originates from the Isle of Man and is generally used to describe anything that is funny.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey did you see Greatest Freak Out Ever 8 last night?" "Yeah, it made me LIMP!" 

 [ "Limping" ]

1: The probable outcome of having a Guardian of Freedom performed on oneself.

  * e.g.,  ... She was limping for weeks after she got the Guardian of Freedom. 

 [ "limp" ]

1:  flaccid

  * e.g.,  ...  Being limp doesn't matter if your the bitch anyway! 

 [ "limp" ]

2:  a way of walking after being boofed

  * e.g.,  ...  You'd limp too if you took on all 10 inches at once!!