" floppiness "

 [ "floppiness" ]

1: Floppiness, when muscles are so weak you struggle to stand move or sometimes even breath for no reason what so ever. Be aware to stand around people when they say they suffer from floppiness.....chances are they might just fall over.

  * e.g.,  ... Alex: "Where's Bob gone?" 

 [ "floppies" ]

1: A derogatory term for an insurgent fighter who trended to be black. Originated with Rhodesian military personnel in Rhodesia (currently Zimbabwe) during the Rhodesian Bush War. The term arises from how insurgents would flop down dead when shot.

  * e.g.,  ... "Let's slot floppies!" 

 [ "Floppy" ]

1: Adjective that is reffered to an object that you can move around in every angle without it breaking.

  * e.g.,  ... A chain, for example, is very floppy 

 [ "floppy" ]

1: When one cannot get hard when a girl is trying to give said man a blowjob.

  * e.g.,  ... When Taylor got on her knees, she noticed Ben was still floppy. 

 [ "the floppies" ]

1: impotence; erectile dysfunction

  * e.g.,  ... Got a really bad case of the floppies last night. :( 

 [ "the floppy" ]

1: an indoor practice golf ball

  * e.g.,  ... Practicing with the floppy helps your short game 

 [ "floppy" ]

1: A type of computer disk, often 5''.

  * e.g.,  ... "I have a floppy in my pocket." 

 [ "Floppy" ]

1: LITERALLY THE BEST SMELLING TEDDY EVER OMG but likes to play hide and seek ! And You can’t go to sleep without her !

  * e.g.,  ... Oh no I have lost floppy tonight, I guess I won’t be sleeping 

 [ "Floppies" ]

1:  A group of teenage girls who try to be popular (ie poppies) but fail

  * e.g.,  ... Every time the floppies post matching Facebook statuses, I slit my wrists. 

 [ "Floppies" ]

2:  A group of teenage girls who erroneously think that everyone wants to be them

 [ "Floppies" ]

3:  People who name their group and/or put the members of said group in number order

 [ "Floppy" ]

1: Nickname of ridicule for a man that cannot sustain an erection.

  * e.g.,  ... Ha ha! What's the matter Floppy? Is your old boy not behaving right?