" lifetime "

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1: Lifetime is a Channel on TV that runs movies and shows involving men being hateful rapists. This is potrayed most likely due to the Owner of lifetime is a Man hater lesbian. Many people Men and woman alike have Criticised Lifetime for being overboard, but that did not stop lifetime for airing some very irrational shows about Woman beaters. Every show features a man that owns a gun, and for some reason thats a bad thing so the woman freaks out and calls the police.

  * e.g.,  ... Lifetime show: 

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2: There are many shows on that channel that include rapists, rebellious teenagers who murder people, men who always cheat on their wives, and woman who get locked up in a closet because for some reason this very evil guy is gonna go kill a grandma for stealing some precious books from him.

  * e.g.,  ... Paranoid Lesbian: Oh my god! did you see that guy who was mad because his favorite baseball team lost the world series!?  

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1: "Lifetime... Television for idiots" (Family Guy)

  * e.g.,  ... Kyle: dude i was watching lifetime yesterday and... 

 [ "lifetime" ]

1: A god-awful television network that has programming that usually features a woman who is 'wronged' by a man. The men are usually portrayed as assholes, and in the end the woman ususally comes out on top and 'wins', because afterall Liftime is for shitheads.

  * e.g.,  ... What the fuck are you watching Lifetime for you queer. 

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1: dramatic or crazy. over the top

  * e.g.,  ... "you took my shirt!" response: "it's just a shirt! you're so lifetime" 

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1: TV channel that markets itself towards women with too much time on their hands. Usually, severely biased vs. men, portraying us as either incompetant, weak, evil/corrupt, abusive, or any combination/alteration of the preceding. Usually portrays women as perfect, and if there happens to be a female antagonist, you can definitely tell she's effed up in the dome. Hillary Clinton's personal campaign aid for her upcoming 2008 election. Don't Vote Clinton.

  * e.g.,  ... Nobody should watch lifetime. 

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1: Lesbians and Ill-tempered Feminists Exeptive Towards Innocent Men in Existence.

  * e.g.,  ... Hardcore feminists need to go lesbian since they are so pathetically antimale (which shows they are hypocrites because they bash men then date them...bitches). 

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1: Television for women who enjoy eating ice cream (and feeling guilty about it) and complaining about men not putting down the toilet seat. Really, is it that hard to put it down yourself?

  * e.g.,  ... Oooh have you seen that Lifetime Original Movie about the woman who gets breast cancer, then gets raped by her boss? 

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1: A channel that showcases white people doing stupid, sick, crude, weird, crazy things, including suburban secrets type of situations and the opposite of what minorities do.

  * e.g.,  ... On Lifetime, I have seen a movie "Perfect Husband: The Scott Peterson Story", one movie that deals with a victim being abused as a child, a father who's a perverted pig, alcoholic redneck inbred wifebeating husband who's also mean to his children, kids doing drugs, a sick man arrested for sex-related offenses such as child molestation or kiddie porn (John Mark Karr), killing a child (Richard Allen Davis), killing a wife (Scott Peterson), killing their own relatives, Yearning for Zion Ranch in Texas in 2008 where women and children were abused, incest, etc. To put it in a simpler way, this is what you get when you put together Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Melrose Place, Desperate Housewives, City Confidential, Silk Stalkings and Suburban Secrets. Things you NEVER see in the real movies, except for Monster, the biopic of serial killer Eileen Wournos. There was no movie about Richard Allen Davis or John Mark Karr, but those names are used as examples of the sick things that happen. Lifetime channel is somewhat of an exploitation channel. 

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1: lifetime - the lifetime a person has lived

  * e.g.,  ... Colonel "Paddy" Blair Mayne (1915-1955) was a legend in his own lifetime 

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1: The rape channel. If you see a woman on Lifetime, sometime within the next 30 minutes she's going to get raped. I'm not making light of rape, but Lifetime is just ridiculous.

  * e.g.,  ... Lifetime -- All rape, all the time.