" lawyers "

 [ "lawyers" ]

1: about 99% of them are greedy and ignorant

  * e.g.,  ... Person: Yea im considering on becoming a doctor 

 [ "lawyers" ]

2: the cause of a lot of societies problems

  * e.g.,  ... Person's Friend: cool, well i want to become a lawyer 

 [ "lawyers" ]

3: the cause of 100% of todays ridiculous law system and tolerance for the idiocity (liability,malpractice,suing,hate crimes all bullshit)

  * e.g.,  ... Person: Have fun in Hell, lawyers suck 

 [ "lawyers" ]

4: they dont realize or care that people make mistakes they just want half of your paycheck.

 [ "lawyers" ]

1: A group of harlequins and sharlitins who use the legal system to con and scam people out of huge some of money, such as £200 for a 50 word letter.

  * e.g.,  ... I not going to pay those Laywers another penny. 

 [ "lawyer's lawyer" ]

1: When the crimes you commit are so bad that your lawyer needs to get a lawyer.

  * e.g.,  ... "My lawyer's lawyer said he can get my lawyer off so my lawyer should be in court for me." "Your lawyer's lawyer? What the hell did you do?" "Pissed on some Russian prostitutes, a little nepotism, raw dogged a porn star and lied about it, I am slumlord, used my political connections to profit personally, signed off on people using tax dollars to fund their personal trips, wrote down shit on some pieces of paper and forced others to live by it , tried to sue people who called me names after I verbally attacked them, I haven't paid taxes in 10 years, fired some asshole who kept trying to investigate me and my friends, grabbed a few random women by their pussies - hey they like it - , watched some teenage girls get undressed, sure as fuck am not renting my houses to black people, sold some fake diplomas to a few dumbasses, hired some undocumented pollocks in the 80's, rigged some gambling machines in my casinos, some jackasses claim I didn't pay them, a few fraudualant realestate deals, bought my own books with campaign dollars and kept the royalties, smuggles some models into the country so I could bang them - even married one of them, set up some tax dodging foundations, remember that Cuba embargo I bitch about that last jackass lifting - I totally violated it in the 90's, and I conspired with a government known to be an enemy of our country to influence federal elections. Nothing too bad, I don't know what they are bitching about." 

 [ "Lawyered" ]

1: To pwn someone with evidence.

  * e.g.,  ... Barney: (To Ted) Do you have some puritanical hang up on prostitution? Dude, it’s the world’s oldest profession. 

 [ "Lawyer" ]

1: Someone who studies or practises Law, usually a member of the legal prfession as either a solicitor or barrister. very often the better lawyers are involved in fighting for Human Rights and Civil Liberties in courts and the academic kind often researches to find out what effects laws are having on real people.

  * e.g.,  ... "Look at that dead lawyer in Northern Ireland that was shot for supporting the wrong side, thank god there's one less of them!" - a stupid person 

 [ "Lawyer" ]

2: Often insulted by people who don't know how hard work it is and how much the authorities and corporations would trample over their rights if lawyers and the law didn't exist.

 [ "lawyer" ]

1: A white guy you pay to convince the judge/jury that you didn't do it.

  * e.g.,  ... TYRONE BIGGINS:Yeah that nigga's fucked. The judge aint' gonna take it easy on a nigga. Alexander:He be needin a laywer. TYRONE: Nigga, what? A: You know, nigga! Lawyer be some white dude willing to pretend to be your friend 'n shit in front of the judge so you ain't look so bad. TYRONE: Aw yeah, he be like "Look, Imma white guy, and I'm aksin nicely to take it easy on dis nigga" "Lawyer Commercial* 

 [ "lawyer" ]

1: A student in the laws of a sovereign body. To become a lawyer one must study the basics of the law for a specified period than pass a difficult proficiency examination.

  * e.g.,  ... To me a lawyer is basically the person that knows the 

 [ "Lawyered" ]

1: To win an argument so thoroughly, there is no chance of rebuttal

  * e.g.,  ... Oh Neil I lawyered you so hard there 

 [ "Lawyering" ]

1: The act of doing or performing lawyer like tasks.

  * e.g.,  ... Nikki was the best at lawyering. 

 [ "lawyer" ]

1: A zealous advocate acting as an agent for a client. The duty to the client is a fiduciary duty, the highest duty the law can impose. As a result of this duty a lawyer is required to obtain extensive knowledge of the law along with a high level of legal research and analysis skills. Another result of the fiduciary duty is that the attorney must act in the client's best interest regardless of personal interests or moral objections. The lawyer must use any tool given by the law to ensure the most attractive outcome for the client, including technicalities and vague language.

  * e.g.,  ... Lawyers are often criticized for the duties they are bound to uphold. Lawyers are also criticized for following poorly written laws that they are bound to follow, created by the legislative branch of government, which represents the people.