" lagging "

 [ "lagging" ]

1: to be late or not show up at all to a precommunicated plan .

  * e.g.,  ... “I was supposed to see Mariah today, but she stay lagging!” 

 [ "lagging" ]

1: when you type something and it comes up on screen later than you typed it

  * e.g.,  ... in a chat: wait, im lagging 

 [ "lagging" ]

1: The act of becoming lagged: Because broadband is much like crack, we need access to it 24/ When our gloriously fast connection slows by mere milliseconds we become irate and frustrated. In some instances, a feeling of malcontent creeps into the soul of the afflicted. Time and reality is distorted beyond recognition. This is what is common referred to as "lagging" in the gamer world. Lagging has been associated with the mysterious and random creation of acronyms such as STFU and WTF. Beware of those suffering from this affliction. Warping, twitching, and team genocide are common side effects of lagging.

  * e.g.,  ... Lagging will cause you to make irrational decisions, and incoherent statements such as: "I’ve been lagging ever since my mom called someone from china." 

 [ "lagging" ]

1: the art of being absolutely wasted its a truly beautiful state

  * e.g.,  ... i got well lagging last night! 

 [ "lagging" ]

1: v. Taking it easy, chillaxing with some brews on the veranda. ......................................................................................

  * e.g.,  ... Last days of summer! Time for some lagging before the blizzards hit. 

 [ "lagging" ]

1: A state where you have feelings that havent left you, even when the situation has passed.

  * e.g.,  ... I broke up with my girlfriend.... but i still have feelings lagging behind me... 

 [ "lagging" ]

1: to cut yourself because you dont know how else to express the hatred for your life.

  * e.g.,  ... I caught Miriam lagging in her room the other night. 

 [ "lagative" ]

1: Adjective- extremely slow moving or taking more than the average amount of time to complete a task.

  * e.g.,  ... Dimitri: "Nicky takes soo long to do anything." 

 [ "Lag" ]

1: A phenomenon in video games where the game slows down. Many gamers do not have the mental capabilities to deal with said lag, causing them to go into mentally and physically destructive meltdowns.

  * e.g.,  ... Luke: *Playing Minecraft* Die n00bs! 

 [ "lagful" ]

1: to be full of lag; to be overwhelmed with tiredness that all you do is lag; to be really out of it and not want to do anything at all

  * e.g.,  ... I'm so full! I feel really tired and lagful.