" fail "

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1:  Another word for "suck", most probably derived from the world of internet gaming.

  * e.g.,  ...  What do you mean you lost? YOU FAIL! 

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2:  To not achieve

  * e.g.,  ...  I failed at achieving sickness to avoid the presentation. 

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1: A rather annoying word whose use in certain situations has greatly increased recently.

  * e.g.,  ... A kid falls off a bike. 

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2: Kind of like the word "shit," "fail" is used by people who don't stop to think of a better word to use, making them pretty much useless to society.

  * e.g.,  ... Douche bag: Fail! 

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1: UNF fleet from Navyfield. They are just so terrible.

  * e.g.,  ... UNF failed so hard they broke up and formed a new fleet called Jollyrogers. 

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1: To fail is to be either:

  * e.g.,  ... arpgme's comic FAILS 

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2:  Exceptionally bad at something, or to do/say something stupid to people,

  * e.g.,  ... (Therefore meaning that it could be bad or poor at what it is intended to do) 

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3:  Or for an item/thing to fail, it has to not be what it is, such as a funny comic not being funny, etc.

  * e.g.,  ... You sir, FAIL. 

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1: What unoriginal, unimaginative motherfuckers say to other people in an attempt to help them forget what a failure their life really is.

  * e.g.,  ... Person A: "What an epic fail" 

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1: What people tend to do when engaging in online chatrooms by not giving themselves the ability to hit the backspace button to correct epic typos.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: <# i luvv youu!!1 

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1: the stupidest trend in existence, said by people who lack a better word, or just don't have the balls to say "you suck" supposed to imply failure at whatever was just attempted

  * e.g.,  ... *kid trips over* 

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1:  If you do not succeed at a goal that you were going for

  * e.g.,  ...  I failed at getting the job that I wanted. 

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2:  If you get a low test score

  * e.g.,  ...  I failed on the test today. 

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3:  If you are a faggy fuckfaced shithole eating anal grease sucking buttfucking shit raping douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget, then you can use this to describe your friends if they do something that they weren't even trying to succeed at

  * e.g.,  ...  Kid accidentally trips 

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4:  A person disses you and you are such a fuckhole that you can't think of a diss you may use "fail" here.

  * e.g.,  ... Faggy douchebag shitfucker: You Fail! 

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1: 1: To not achieve one's goals.

  * e.g.,  ... 1: I wanted to fuck her in the ass, but even after I said that she'd do it if she really loved me, she said no. I failed. 

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2: 2: To recieve a grade of less than 60/100 on a test.

  * e.g.,  ... 2: At the DMV I scored a 15/100 on the Alcohol and Substance Abuse test. Suffice to say, I failed. 

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3: 3: A word which has become an instant giveaway for stupid teenage fucks who think they are clever because they say things like "EPIC FAIL" or "YOU FAIL". Originally, these and other stupid phrases incorporating the word "fail" were given birth within internet cesspots such as 4chan, but they have rapidly found acceptance among the adolescent population as the new, cool thing to say.

  * e.g.,  ... 3: "You've never seen Donnie Darko? YOU FAIL." 

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4: It is likely to become another pseudo-intellectual word popularized by the internet- further examples including words such as existentialism.

  * e.g.,  ...  "You don't like Napolean Dynamite? YOU FAIL." 

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1: adjective

  * e.g.,  ... -"God that tank in VOA sucked ass..." 

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2: 1)a: describing any noun or event as having failed; b: the state of being a failure. 2)An internet meme that has become more commonplace in "RL" amongst those of the video game/internet culture. The use of fail and its amusement are derived from video games out of the common "game over" screens or "mission failure" notifications. Often this is used in redundancy to create a sense of irony: Fail ____ is fail: in which case any noun is thus being identified by the adjective and described by it.

  * e.g.,  ... -"Fail DK is fail!"