" khan "

 [ "khan" ]

1:  people who just DOMINATE by accident or with little to no effort a ruler

  * e.g.,  ...  omg ive been playing street fighter for 10 years and this fucking khan came and dominated me. Genghis Khan just wanted castles for his kids and took over half the known world! 

 [ "khan" ]

1: An event or situation that is unpleasant or causes extreme distress.

  * e.g.,  ... That sales meeting was totally khan. 

 [ "khan" ]

2: Derived from Captain Kirk's famous yell of "Khaaaaaaaan!!!" in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

 [ "khan" ]

1: Although , the name khan is prevalent almost worldwide, the true khan family are the descendents fo the Icursian tribe of ancient Egypt. Micheal Hart, one of the most famous eugenicists traced the Khans to be the true proto-hamitic or the Aryan peoples. Although the Khan families are predominantly caucasian throughout the Middle east and Europe, they also include a vast number of muslim families in places like India, China and south east asia. An interesting fact: Khan families in Europe and elsewhere have for long provided excellent athletes, musicians and actors in various countries.

  * e.g.,  ... for eg. Oliver khan, Justino "khan" fontaine, Omar khan(later known as Omar Sherif in the U.S), Aechillius Mehmet Khan (known as Tarkan in the Arab world), Muhammed Khan (famous French actor in the 90's). 

 [ "khan" ]

1: the leader of a clan in the fictional universe of battletech.

  * e.g.,  ... My khan, we have 3 enemy Summoners at 320 

 [ "khan" ]

1: That annoying little Laotian fella who is Hank's neighbor on King of the Hill. He has a daughter, Khan junior, and a wife whose name escapes me at the moment.

  * e.g.,  ... Gahhhhh, Khan junior what you doing! That inbred hillbilly music designed so only people with six finger can play! 

 [ "khan" ]

1: khan is a very nice family, are poor but nice, nice, muslim, can speak english not much, father is not in middle east, father is writing this description

  * e.g.,  ... hello khan family let us celebrate halal with you 

 [ "khan" ]

1: A jail toy. A person that tries to act gangster, can't be understood, and does not speak anwhere near decent English.

  * e.g.,  ... That person who tries to act all cool and "gangsta" at school is a khan. 

 [ "The Khan" ]

1: The name of a pose commonly used for profile pictures on social networking sites such as facebook. Typically 'The Khan' is performed by a shirtless male often covered in Man-lube where the male has one arm behind the head to accentuate the biceps. Another common practice when Khaning is to draw charcoal outlines around the area where the six-pack would be in an attempt to look like one of the spartans from the movie 300.

  * e.g.,  ... Man 1: What's the name of that pose you're doing on that picture tagged 'one for the ladies'? 

 [ "The Khan" ]

2: Variations of 'The Khan' include

  * e.g.,  ... Man 2: Where have you been, everyone knows The Khan.  

 [ "The Khan" ]

3: 'The 2 handed (or Double) Khan' where both hands are placed behind the head. (useful in those situations where 1 hand just isn't enough) and the ever-popular 'Inverted Khan'.

 [ "Khan!!!!!" ]

1: William Shatner's now-infamous battle cry, screaming at the top of his lungs in responseto the evil deeds of the powerful Klingon leader.

  * e.g.,  ... Surgeon: "Mr. Williamson? I'm terribly sorry, but your mother has died-- there was nothing else we could do for her..." 

 [ "Khan!!!!!" ]

2: After "The Wrath of Khan" in 1982, the battle cry frequently left the lips of Trekkies worldwide after any life misfortune, from stubbing a toe to crashing a car into an oak tree.

  * e.g.,  ... Mr. Williamson: (Sobbing) "KAHN!!!!!" 

 [ "Khan!!!!!" ]

3: Has made a semi-comeback due to its exposure as a cultural phenomenon on VH1's "I Love The 80's -- 198"

 [ "The Khan" ]

1: The epitome of greatness, suppleness, ripeness, and bountifulness. We must all praise The Khan for his eternal greatness and provide gifts to display our affection for The Bountiful Khan. He is of the utmost ripeness, always ready for the harvest.

  * e.g.,  ... Person A: "Hey man, what's new?"