" kaiser "

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1: Kaiser is a german title indicating "Emperor"

  * e.g.,  ... The Holy Roman Emperors (962–1806) proclaimed themselves Kaiser. 

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2: A female equivalent in contrast is named 'Kaiserin' (Empress)

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1: Franz "Kaiser" Beckenbauer.

  * e.g.,  ... Look dude, there's the Kaiser. 

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2: Greatest fussball-player and coach ever.

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3: Led Germany 1974 and 1990 to the world-championship.

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1: Kaiser is an amazing guy! hes sweet sensitive and has an awesome sense of humor. He is very atractive and is deffinatly the guy you can count on. Kaiser is great boyfriend material and is very understanding and treats a girl like royalty! hes outgoing most of the time and easy to talk to but has a shy side that few people know about. he likes all kinds of girls, from blondes to brunets and even gingers! if you date him consider yourself super lucky! there arnt many guys out there like him!

  * e.g.,  ... Kaiser is so sweet! 

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1: 1) To be caught masturbating; esp. by your college roommate

  * e.g.,  ... I thought my roommate was out of town, but he came back in the room and totally kaisered me. 

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2: 2) To masturbate

  * e.g.,  ... I am going to kaiser until I can’t walk! 

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1: To spend an entire night trying for a girl only to go back to her place and reject her advances because you'd rather get to know her better first.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: Yo I had such a good time with this girl last night. 

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1: To be caught masturbating.

  * e.g.,  ... I went eleven days without kaisering, and when I did, I blew the roof off. 

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2: To masturbate.

  * e.g.,  ... That was a tough workout, I'm gonna kaiser as soon as I get home. 

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3: Named in honor of a certain individual at PHS, who had a hard time keeping his pants on.

  * e.g.,  ... I had a ton of studying to do, and I couldn't stop myself from kaisering to relieve stress. 

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1:  some one with a big penis that is hot

  * e.g.,  ... omg stephanie he is a kaiser 

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2:  some one who is hung like a horse

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1: To completely fuck up at an activity or play in a team or solo competition; to let the team down (typically used while playing Clash of Clans mobile app)

  * e.g.,  ... Wow, you really kaisered that Attack. That'll probably cost us the war. Way to go, dipshit. 

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1: Stick

  * e.g.,  ... Stop using the kaiser to hit me 

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1: when everyone gets quiet and you make a speech. usually under 20 words. of course only King Kaiser can do this

  * e.g.,  ... we were all hanging out last night and we needed to hear a kaiser from the king