" kernels "

 [ "kernel" ]

1: The core of an Operating System

  * e.g.,  ... An OS kernel is often responsible for handling driver requests, filesystem operations, I/O requests and other system functions. 

 [ "Kernel" ]

1: A variation of the military title "colonel", basically meaning an individual, ex-military or civilian with too much ego with little or no experience to match, elevated to a position that screws everything (and everybody) up. Notoriously bad for business and customers. The term is especially used in the aviation industry.

  * e.g.,  ... The flight with hundreds of passengers was cancelled because the Kernel couldn't comprehend the piece of plastic trim on the window of row 22 didn't affect safety of flight issues and could, indeed continue. 

 [ "kernel" ]

1: Something that in Windows XP takes up 33% of your RAM, however much you have.

  * e.g.,  ... I have 1024mb of RAM, the XP kernel takes up 350mb doing NOTHING. Why?! 

 [ "kernel" ]

1: the proper way to spell colonel

  * e.g.,  ... *spells colonel* are you fucking stupid? it's kernel! 

 [ "kerneling" ]

1: Sweating out/ Grinding/ Try harding in roblox

  * e.g.,  ... Im kerneling so hard right now. 

 [ "kernel" ]

1: slang for Marijuana and used at work to cover up the real meaning

  * e.g.,  ... I smoked some Kernal in the Fisher Investments bathroom. 

 [ "Kernel" ]

1: Kernel is a little bitch boy who puts his girlfriend before his best friends. He will leave them high and dry.

  * e.g.,  ... Oh my god look there kernel 

 [ "kernel" ]

1: derogatory someone who aint known in discord.gg/corn, usually weird/pedophiles. used as a slur by actives to discriminate

  * e.g.,  ... kernel: “who are u?” 

 [ "Kernel of Pot" ]

1: A term used to describe .25 grams or about $5 worth of good weed. Originated on the second floor of Scudder Hall at SUNY New Paltz.

  * e.g.,  ... "Yo man you got weed to throw on a J?" "Sure, but I've only got a Kernel of Pot left." 

 [ "Suicidal Kernels" ]

1: The popcorn that falls out of the bag

  * e.g.,  ... Jim: God Damnit!