" justifications "

 [ "justification" ]

1: The act of trying to find plausible answers for your not always too bright actions, motives, speeches, or any other physical/mental commited by anything.

  * e.g.,  ... "Jeffery, any justification as to why you crapped inside the flowerpot?" 

 [ "Justifer" ]

1: A very manly person, is smart and may be known as a gangster. He has it all. He attracts many of the opposite gender but is never seen partnering up with the same.

  * e.g.,  ... "Oh damn dude your becoming a Justifer!" 

 [ "justificate" ]

1: To prove the usefullness of ones actions or state of being

  * e.g.,  ... Mercer: "Don't make me justificate myself for wearing this ghetto a** hat" 

 [ "Justificator" ]

1: An alternate name for a car indicator, when used after a turn has commenced, to justify the drivers actions

  * e.g.,  ... oh, that car turned and now the justificator is on! 

 [ "justification" ]

1: Justification, verb, the act of making excuses for your foolish actions. Can be used as another form of blagging.

  * e.g.,  ... justification of why you shagged your sister is easy 

 [ "justification" ]

1: The act of making something extremely gay and jewish; named after Justin

  * e.g.,  ... Skateboarding was totally cool until it underwent a complete justification. 

 [ "junkie justification" ]

1: Junkie justification is used by people addicied to drugs who try and justify that the drugs are good and ok in moderation

  * e.g.,  ... Dude what are u doing smoking the crack pipe? Its ok dude its good to have in moderation. Boom junkie justification. 

 [ "skins justification" ]

1: After an insane party or drunken night when one does something regrettable to watch Skins (usually UK) to feel better and that there are plenty of other people out there doing stupid things.

  * e.g.,  ... I know,I did five full hours of Skins justification 

 [ "Retroactive Justification" ]

1: When you call someone out who's wronged you and they try to use your response, anger, or retaliation to justify what they did.

  * e.g.,  ... Person A: "I only lied because I knew you'd react like this!" 

 [ "Biased Lawyer Veils The Justification Of His Corrupt Actions In My Own Rhetoric To Detract From The Fact" ]

1: And by 'veils in my own rhetoric' I mean 'Weaponizing schizophrenia by talking about the things I do while they aren't around in a way that could be easily misconstrued as delusions of reference' or 'Using their children as a cudgel' which is how you know he is lying to detract from the fact they buried the 'Weaponized schizophrenia' I was talking about and are now trying to shield themselves from liability for child murders that may have occurred.

  * e.g.,  ... Hym "Breaking! Biased Lawyer Veils The Justification Of His Corrupt Actions In My Own Rhetoric To Detract From The Fact That YouTube Influencers Are DELIBERATELY Trying To Make It Look Like Someone Has A Mental Illness They Don't Actually Have To Make A Point About Women Or Slurs Or Something! Or maybe they AREN'T trying to make a point! Maybe they are just doing it so they can tell themselves that what they are doing to me isn't that bad and that it isn't their fault that a bunch of children got murdered but, rather, they can scapegoat me for doing nothing more than describe my own situation (in great detail) and draw attention to it in the only way I could thing to do so."