" excuses "

 [ "excusitis" ]

1: Derived from the word "Excuse".It is tendency/Disease/Regular behaviour of making excuse for every poor performance.In simpler words,giving excuses for everything and trying to back their faults

  * e.g.,  ... person 1:-Your calculation seems wrong 

 [ "No Excuses" ]

1: Getting on with your life...not letting things get in your way...being positive and optimistic...not looking for a reason to avoid something...not wasting an opportunity...

  * e.g.,  ... There's 'no excuses' for not making the most of your life. 

 [ "Excuse" ]

1: A perfectly valid reason, but one which your boss, teacher, or other superior simply doesn't like.

  * e.g.,  ... Boss: Why are you late? 

 [ "Excuse" ]

1: An attempt to create a justification for something that you knowingly decided to flake out on. Lack of balls to take responsibility for your own actions or wrong doing. A pussy attempt to make someone feel better about their disappointment by disguising a lie as an excuse.

  * e.g.,  ... I've been meaning to call you back but I have been really busy. Total bullshit excuse. The person saying this is full of shit they are either avoiding you or had something else that was more important to them. 

 [ "Excuse" ]

1: An excuse is a reason for which an individual does or doesn’t do something; it is a transfer of blame from oneself to some other external.

  * e.g.,  ... "I did not attend the gym today because I was tired". 

 [ "excusion" ]

1: An alternative word for the phrase "I didn't ask to be excused." (I didn't ask for excusion.)"

  * e.g.,  ... Girl 1: *farts* 

 [ "Excuses" ]

1: Like assholes, we all have one, and they all stink.

  * e.g.,  ... Excuses 

 [ "The Excuse" ]

1: Diarrhea. It will get you out of anything, including high school classes. No one will argue with you, or question you further.

  * e.g.,  ... (a teacher and a student) 

 [ "Excuse" ]

1: A lame reason for getting out of something. For example, "I didn't have anything to eat for breakfast so I ate my essay". Or "excuse" in the word "excuse me". For example, "excuse me for sneezing on your dress."

  * e.g.,  ... Excuse me, but that was a lame excuse. 

 [ "there's no excuse for that" ]

1: Something, arrogant self-righteous people say, when they disapprove of anything that someone else might say or do.

  * e.g.,  ... When the waiter wiped his nose with his sleeve, the business executive said to his guests, "There's no excuse for that."