" jockeying "

 [ "jockeying" ]

1: verb. Doing a line of coke off another man's boner. This can be either the giving or the receiving type.

  * e.g.,  ... Jeff went jockeying with Wayne on Brokeback Mountain. 

 [ "Jockey" ]

1:  A horseback rider. Underwear brand An annoying prick who gets on your nerves.

  * e.g.,  ... Did you see Arnold walking down the road yesterday? He's such a jockey! 

 [ "Jockey" ]

1: A Jockey is a zombie in Left 4 Dead 2 that looks like Gollum on steroids with big ass-hands. He jumps on you and steers you unceremoniously into a WHOLE FUCKING HORDE of Zombies! Pain in my ass.

  * e.g.,  ... the Jockey jumped on Coach and tried to get him killed by a bunch of Zombies but Coach said , "No fucking way" and blew its head off the end. 

 [ "jockey" ]

1: A colloquialism in the north west of England, offering a variation in terms of usage and meaning in the term "Jockey". The new slang implies that a person "Jockeys" something in order to control or manouver an item or challenge. For example the term has been used in the following context:

  * e.g.,  ... "I cant jockey it" - Michael Mcangry 

 [ "jockey" ]

1: A girl who rides cock in a very fast, jarring motion akin to that of a horse jockey rapidly oscillating on the back of a steed with hooves pumping into the earth causing a tempestuous rumble in the bowels of the earth.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: "Damn, Erin went all jockey on Luke last night on the party bus huh?" 

 [ "jockey" ]

2: This is known to cause more pain than pleasure.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 2: "Yeah shit that had to have been painful for him... it didn't even look fun!" 

 [ "jockey" ]

3: Jockeys are often found in their natural environment of a party bus for freshman birthday parties.

 [ "jockey" ]

1: A person required to operate simple equipment or machinery as part of a menial job. A great put-down when accompanied by the name of the item they're forced to use every day.

  * e.g.,  ... Wesley: "Sean tried to tell us he was the office's Commercial Manager, but it turned out he just makes tea." 

 [ "jockey" ]

2: Used creatively the term monkey is another fine contender for the same role.

  * e.g.,  ... Aaron: "What a jumped-up kettle jockey!" 

 [ "jockey" ]

1: Abbreviation of "Nob Jockey". See also: Jock

  * e.g.,  ... Oi, look at that Jockey! 

 [ "Jockey" ]

1: To allow yourself to be raped by a winger on FIFA 12

  * e.g.,  ... I was trying to jockey Aaron Lennon with Titus Bramble, he raped me then scored. 

 [ "The Jockey" ]

1: First, your girlfriend must have her hair tied up in a ponytail. Once you have begun doggy-style sex with her, cut off her pony tail when passion reaches its height. When she looks back to question your procedure, commence whipping her with her own ponytail.

  * e.g.,  ... "I totally did The Jockey with Lauren last night, and when she looked back to ask me what the hell I was doing, I gave her a mouthful of PONYTAIL." 

 [ "a$$ jockey" ]

1: A person who rides another person's ass about something, or won't let go of something. This probably has its origins in Warcraft 3 team play. Presumably it was meant as a non-sensical insult, but later evolved into a useful phrase at LAN parties.

  * e.g.,  ... Al: I can't believe you lost to a n00b.