" jiffies "

 [ "jiffies" ]

1: Handjobs, usually one handed and for cheap.

  * e.g.,  ... The local hobo jiffies for booze money. 

 [ "In a Jiffy" ]

1: Something that is done very quicky and without delay.

  * e.g.,  ... I'll fix ya up in a jiffy. 

 [ "jiffy" ]

1: A unit of time that is 1/100th of a second

  * e.g.,  ... I'll be back in a jiffy 

 [ "jiffy" ]

1: The unit of time that is one jiffy cannot be defined relative to other units of time, it is separate, disassociated and different from the way other units are measured and experienced and cannot therefore be explained it terms of amount of time. For jiffy is time, in its raw form and is not like anything that we as humans can comprehend!

  * e.g.,  ... Thor: I'll be there in a jiffy. 

 [ "jiffy" ]

1: The amount of time taken for a beam of light to travel the diameter of 1 nucleon(the particles that make up the nucleus of an atom)in a vacuum.

  * e.g.,  ... It would take billions of "jiffies" to just say the word jiffy. 

 [ "Jiffy" ]

1: Slang term for something or someone being smooth, like the peanut butter. Can also be used to say something is cool

  * e.g.,  ... Dude Mark is so jiffy with the women. Tom Cruise: Have you seen that new Tom Cruise film? Tom Cruise: No, but i heard it was pretty jiffy! 

 [ "Jiffy" ]

1: A jiffy is a unit of time: 0.0000000000033357 seconds or (3357x10^-11) or (3357 times 10 to the power of minus 11). So named for the length it takes for light to travel 1 centimetre in a vaccum.

  * e.g.,  ... "I will be back in a jiffy!!" 

 [ "Jiffy" ]

1: A verb. Used to denote someone who is very loose with their sexuality and spreads their legs easier than the creamy version of the peanut butter which shares the same name May proceed words like Super, Mega, and Ultra to emphasize

  * e.g.,  ... Holy damn...Stevin and Lauren are being wicked jiffy tonight to get over those British twins they lost to finals.... 

 [ "Jiffy" ]

2: severity of Slutitude

 [ "Jiffy" ]

1: A short unspecified quantity of time.

  * e.g.,  ... "Before I entered her with my unkept fleshy geoffrey, I assured her I would be done in a jiffy" 

 [ "Jiffy" ]

1: Really short period of time. (Unlike TTTM has mentioned as ranging from 1/1000th of a second to 5 minutes.) TTTM, 5 minutes are called 5 MINUTES, not jiffy. May be 5 minutes are jiffy for your age, but certainly its not the definition.

  * e.g.,  ... I'll come over in a jiffy.