" instants "

 [ "instant" ]

1: instant is how fast Arthur Mitchell says "shut up cunt" at the dinner table in Dexter

  * e.g.,  ... "I am so thankful for you Arthur!" 

 [ "Instant" ]

1: The most cancellable man in the xChiaki1x Server.

  * e.g.,  ... Person A: Instant got banned 

 [ "instant" ]

1: Anyone who gets promoted to a rank above yours when they've only just arrived when you've been in the same job years and you can't see why there more suitable than you. Used when your feeling enbittered.

  * e.g.,  ... He's another bloody instant. An instant supervisor just add weeks. 

 [ "instant" ]

1: A royal pita! That will vote for whoever is on tv the most.

  * e.g.,  ... Instant voted for him because she is stuck on the obama network channels. 

 [ "Instant Forbes" ]

1: A term used to describe a jackpot of a specified lottery to be over a billion dollars. Hence, the winner of the jackpot will win a billion dollars or more, meaning that they will be added to the Forbes Billionaires List. In a nutshell, their name will instantly be put on Forbes.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey, did you hear that the jackpot is over 4 billion dollars today?" "You bet! That is like Instant Forbes right there!" 

 [ "The Instant Hagrid" ]

1: Applying superglue to your face before going down on some hairy gash, once removed there lie a glorious beard.

  * e.g.,  ... She had such poor personal upkeep that I gave her The Instant Hagrid I was so appreciative that she didn't shave, because I could achieve The Instant Hagrid 

 [ "Instant Blowie" ]

1: When you perform an action or say something that causes those around you to compulsively perform oral sex upon you.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude 1: Hey I just won that League of Legends tournament. 

 [ "Instant Family" ]

1: A situation where an individual moves in with a new spouse where there is a child from a previous relationship. In most cases this is particularly with a single mother. See baby momma.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: "Did you hear? Chris moved in with Jessica and her kid." 

 [ "Instant crush" ]

1: When you see someone and immediately fall in love with them not knowing anything about them

  * e.g.,  ... This girl named mina, she's my instant crush 

 [ "Instant Noodles" ]

1: The main power and life source of college students.

  * e.g.,  ... I bought Instant Noodles to eat.