" moments "

 [ "Moment Moment" ]

1: The moment where you realize that this is a moment.

  * e.g.,  ... This is a moment moment 

 [ "moment moment moment" ]

1: The moment you realize that this is a moment moment, thus it becoming a moment moment moment.

  * e.g.,  ... Lady: This is such a moment moment. Mike: If it's a moment moment, wouldn't it then be a moment moment moment? 

 [ "that moment" ]

1: While this phrase was previously used to preface a statement with which the speaker or writer attempts to relate to the audience's or readership's similar experiences, the phrase is now primarily used on social media arbitrarily to describe any experience the social media user wants no matter how idiosyncratic.

  * e.g.,  ... Example of Previous Use: Speaker: That moment when you realize you've fallen in love. Listener: Oh yeah, that moment... Example of Current Use: Writer: That moment when you've been abducted by aliens and you realize you really should have voted for John McCain. Reader: Oh yeah, THAT moment... 

 [ "In This Moment" ]

1: A metal band (this title is debatable) founded by Chris Howorth and Maria Brink in 200 They released a few albums in the early 2000s (Beautiful Tragedy, The Dream, A Star Crossed Wasteland). After a Star Crossed Wasteland, almost all the band members dropped out and the band was close to disbanding. In This Moment began writing a new album in 2011 and had a new lineup, releasing their 4th album, Blood in 2012, their highest charting album. They are releasing their 5th album, Black Widow, in November 201

  * e.g.,  ... In This Moment ain't that bad. 

 [ "momenting" ]

1: Having a moment with someone, usually a close brah.

  * e.g.,  ... Where did Chris and Zach go? 

 [ "moment" ]

1: A brief and speechless lapse of time between two individuals who, while gazing into each other's eyes, just know what's up.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude... I just had a moment with the lunch lady. 

 [ "moment" ]

1: A unit of time. Useful in many different circumstances.

  * e.g.,  ... You have one moment 

 [ "moment" ]

2: Man getting ready for a date: 3 seconds

  * e.g.,  ... I'll be down in a moment 

 [ "moment" ]

3: Woman getting ready for a date: 45 minutes

  * e.g.,  ... In a moment 

 [ "moment" ]

4: Time for which it takes your friend to leave the house: 3 minutes

  * e.g.,  ... Just give me a moment 

 [ "moment" ]

5: A historical event (a moment in time): depends if it is the sinking of the titanic (hours), impact of fat man (.01 milliseconds)

  * e.g.,  ... It was just a moment and it was done 

 [ "moment" ]

6: Interval of time it takes to complete computer repairs in a movie: 45 seconds (always followed by the word “there”)

  * e.g.,  ... Screw you guys, it was only a moment 

 [ "moment" ]

7: A threat: 16 seconds give or take a few.

 [ "moment" ]

8: Well hell, a unit of time it takes to do anything. All you have to say is “in a moment” and they (friends/family/gun toting villains) have to wait until your done. Except if you get shot cus that would suck, but at least it’ll only take a moment.

 [ "moment" ]

1: When you look into each other's eyes and you can feel the romance and the passion...the desire.

  * e.g.,  ... I mean, talk about ruining a moment. 

 [ "a moment" ]

1: A silent moment between two people (either gender, hetrosexual, homosexual, or bi-sexual) in which prolonged eye contact is made and initial feelings of attraction are felt. Often referred to simply as a "moment."

  * e.g.,  ... In the Mexican (2001, Dreamworks), Samantha (Julia Roberts) is in a diner with Winston(James Gandolfini), whom Samantha believes to be Leroy, and as they have a discussion, Winston gazes up and looks across the diner and makes prolonged eye-contact with another man, pauses, and then resumes his conversation with Samantha: 

 [ "Moment" ]

1: When somebody tries to be funny and nobody laughs.

  * e.g.,  ... Joe: Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate