" inch "

 [ "inch" ]

1: a unit of currency that describes the thickness of a stack of one-hundred dollar bills used as payment for services rendered by very good prostitutes; coined in the film The World Is Not Enough

  * e.g.,  ... Zukovsky: Bull, give them an inch. 

 [ "inch" ]

1: A rating system for the male penis.

  * e.g.,  ... the guy had a 5 inch cock so we threw him out of the sex club and went around the city making poster saying "timothy has a very small penis" 

 [ "inch" ]

2: 10+ inches = the elite

  * e.g.,  ... timothy later killed himself by hacking off his knob 

 [ "inch" ]

3: 8 - 9 inches = the average user

 [ "inch" ]

4: 6 - 7 = disdavantages

 [ "inch" ]

5: 5- = tragic

 [ "inch" ]

6: the inch has a very powerful affect on a mans confidence

 [ "inch" ]

1: The small strech of skin between the asshold and the balls/vagina.

  * e.g.,  ... Noun: He wanted me to give him a rim job, but his asshole was a little nasty. So I licked his inch instead. I tried to jump that fence between ours' and the Smiths yard, but I slipped on the post and smacked my inch. 

 [ "Inch for Inch" ]

1: When two men compare penis sizes as a show of dominance Originated by sincerelymarquise

  * e.g.,  ... You keep chatting but you won’t go inch for inch with me Bro keeps ducking the inch for inch 

 [ "An Inch" ]

1: An Inch is huge, easily the largest measurement known to man, an inch can do a lot, it really can. I’m simply lost for words typing this just thinking of the Colossal size an inch brings.

  * e.g.,  ... Don’t worry about what the girls say, listen to the boys, an inch is huge. 

 [ "Inches" ]

1: What girls say to other girls with long hair

  * e.g.,  ... Keke:why tamia mom let her get a sew in? 

 [ "inches" ]

1: Used to define how many hours you are working that day, usually used when a shift is long. It is meant to convey the feeling of working in a low-paid, mindless job for long hours, and the feeling of being raped by your multinational corporation scum employer by an inch per hour.

  * e.g.,  ... Homebase Employee 1: "dude, how long are you working today?" 

 [ "Inches" ]

1: When one is going for a run with comrads, one can use the term inches in place of minutes. The number of inches is proportional to the length of the run. 90 minutes would be about 9 inches, while 30 minutes would represent about 4 inches. The conversion factor may change depending on one's own opinions.

  * e.g.,  ...  Dude, I ran a 15:20 5k yesterday, my legs are shot, lets only go for like 4 inches.  

 [ "Inch" ]

1: Adjective to describe somebody who is cocky, rude, and derogatory, and in a situation where he/she is putting down others or making fun of the situation.

  * e.g.,  ... Person A: Yo, what happened to you, you used to be so skinny and now you so fat 

 [ "Inches" ]

1: An insulting name that is used to mockingly exaggerate a short person's height by measuring it in inches rather than feet.

  * e.g.,  ... How it is, Inches? We're about to go shoot some hoops. No, you're too short to be on my team, Inches. Hahahaha!