" almost "

 [ "almost" ]

1: coulda, shoulda, woulda didn't. you should have fwapped that.

  * e.g.,  ... well i almost- 

 [ "the almost" ]

1: A band formed from UnderOATH's Aaron Gillespie.

  * e.g.,  ... The Almost's album Southern Weather is out in stores now! 

 [ "Almost" ]

1: A word that doesn’t count except for with grenades. You should’ve did it. You would’ve did it. You almost did it. But guess what? You didn’t do it.

  * e.g.,  ... They almost made it. Therefore they didn’t. They are almost there. Therefore they aren’t. They could almost reach. Therefore they can’t. 

 [ "almost there" ]

1: The act or state of being near to completion, as in orgasm or a long road trip or even used in surgeryology (the study of words used during a surgery)

  * e.g.,  ... "I'M ALMOST THERE!!!", "Were almost there.", "I'm almost there." 

 [ "Almoster" ]

1: When something is more almost than another something.

  * e.g.,  ... Oh well it's almost St-Patties Day, but it's almoster Friday! 

 [ "Almost" ]

1: Failed potential. To come to the brink of something beautiful but just fall short of it.

  * e.g.,  ... We almost made it. 

 [ "Almost" ]

1: Not quite; close to reaching a certain point.

  * e.g.,  ... Willy was almost ready to leave, but remembered that he needed to get his shoes shined. 

 [ "Almost" ]

1: A song by Bowling for Soup That I would say almost everyone could relate to.

  * e.g.,  ... I aaallllmost had you, 

 [ "Almost" ]

1: A word that doesn't count except in horseshoes, hand grenades, and goverment work. (Also associated with the words, "close," "nearly," and "just about.")

  * e.g.,  ... We almost made it. I almost won the powerball. 

 [ "The Almost" ]

1: A person who cannot complete a full repetition of a task. One who is incapable of success of the smallest amounts. One who cannot find a spot in life to call his place.

  * e.g.,  ... Tell The Almost to go back to collecting movies.