" hoses "

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1:  Messed up completely and without hope; to be in a hoplessly bad condition or position.

  * e.g.,  ... 1) This engine is hosed. The pistons are seized and the block is cracked. 

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2:  To spray with water from a hose.

  * e.g.,  ... 2) I hosed down the driveway this morning; now all the leaves and debris are gone. 

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3:  Swindled or taken advantage of by deception.

  * e.g.,  ... 3) I've been hosed! That Playstation I bought yesterday was an empty case weighted with rocks! 

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4:  To be waylaid and prevented from accomplishing something.

  * e.g.,  ... 4) A: You, sir, are a hoser. I have done nothing today due to you distracting me! B: Nary, madame, I have hosed you not! sources: 1) general usage, jargon 2) general usage, literal 3) southern central PA 4) JSD 

 [ "hosed" ]

1: utterly and undoubtedly affixiated in a troublesome situation

  * e.g.,  ... "we got hosed tommy, we got hosed" 

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2:  reflecting on a situation in a negative manner

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3: syn: Jacked, screwed, fucked

 [ "Hosed" ]

1: Screwed.

  * e.g.,  ... "You did what?! Hosed, man. 

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2: in the 'Dude. You're screwed.' sense.

  * e.g.,  ... "When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor." 

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3: Sometimes also means Stuck.

 [ "hose" ]

1:  To spray down with machine gun fire.

  * e.g.,  ... The CO jumped out of the bushes but he got hosed by the VC. 

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2:  To completely ruin something.

  * e.g.,  ... That damn virus hosed my disk drive. 

 [ "Hosing" ]

1: A Canadian term for goofing off, being an idiot or loser.

  * e.g.,  ... Death to everyone is going to come, and it makes hosing much more fun " Bonnie Prince Billy 

 [ "hosing" ]

1: verb: the act of fornication with no regard for the pleasure of the recipient. Usually accompanied by alcohol (see Jack Daniels hosing) and characterized by frenetic intensity.

  * e.g.,  ... I couldn't take staring at those jugs any longer. I took her back to my room and gave her a horrible hosing. 

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1: A hoses is a friend who consoles you after a serious breakup or divorce. This friend will lead you back into the world of being a hoe, much like Moses led his people to the promise land.

  * e.g.,  ... Courtney: What am I supposed to do about my life now? 

 [ "hosed" ]

1: the MIT version: to be completely mentally and physically exhausted from completing some form of academic work typically within the last 8 hours of it being due.

  * e.g.,  ... Man I am hosed, I stayed up all night finishing a pset. 

 [ "hosed" ]

1: to be intoxicated. to be drunk to the point of memory loss and the possibily of pissing the bed becomes high.

  * e.g.,  ... If we drink all these 40's we're gonna be hosed. 

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1: F*cked over.

  * e.g.,  ... We were Hosed by the IRS.