" stockings "

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1: the sexiest female garment to cum on

  * e.g.,  ... can I cum on your stockings, darling? 

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1: Stockings – (stock-ings) N: A pair of socks of diffrent lenths that go from the toes up to the knees, thighs, or waist that is typically made of nylon, silk, or wool. Used to cover up pale, nasty, bused, pasty, cut up, ugly, black and blue, or hairy legs of the ho’s typically at clubs or on first dates.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude check out that woman by the bar in stockings she must be covering up some nasty skeet rash. 

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1: The Sexiest thing A Woman can wear.

  * e.g.,  ... Stockings and high heels will always be the ultimate in "subtle sex appeal" for a high class woman. 

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2: Not to be confused with Pantyhose, Tights, or Leggins; Stocking start at the toes and continue up to the thigh. There are basically 2 types; Thigh High Stay Ups (have a built in elastic band to "stay up") and true Stockings. True stocking are normally 100% nylon or silk with no elastic bands. They require a Garter Belt to keep them in place.

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3: Stocking are usually worn with a skirt and provide the ultimate tease to men when they get a glimse of the tops.

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1: derived from the slang term "stoked" meaning: excited, overly happy about, or anxious

  * e.g.,  ... Billy was stocked that his favorite band was playing in town tonight. 

 [ "stock" ]

1: Mediocre, vanilla, or "regular." Nothing different.

  * e.g.,  ... I think it's fucking stock, alright? It's stock to my ears! - Lars Ulrich 

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1: 1) Having an item in your possession that is ready to be sold and/or shipped out to a consumer.

  * e.g.,  ... 1) Yes, Mr. Smith, that item is in stock. OR Sorry, Mr. Smith, we're out of stock for that item. 

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2: 2) A car that has no performance modifications on it. Most street racers who race with American muscle cars or high end European sports cars claim that their "stock" cars will beat any "moded" import from Japan. 99 times out of 100, they are right.

  * e.g.,  ... 2) Little Billy tried racing a stock Geo Metro against a stock Ferrari. 

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1: Verb. To use a stock image as your profile picture on social media. The image could be related to one of your interests, your job, etc., or just be a funny picture.

  * e.g.,  ... "Did you see that image Jared used to stock? Hilarious." 

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1: The area of a mans body, that is halfway between the stomach and the cock.

  * e.g.,  ... If you don’t shut the fuck up, I’m going to kick you in the stock 

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1: The only pants in the world you can't put on backwards! i.e waist high ones.

  * e.g.,  ... Me: WHICH WAY DO THESE STOCKINGS GO??!...Oh wait... :DDD 

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1: To be beaten up or threatened to be beaten up for something on your person.

  * e.g.,  ... I just got stocked. They stole my Nikes and my Starter cap... they said they'd smash me if I didn't hand them over.