" moistens "

 [ "Moisten" ]

1: Wet slightly

  * e.g.,  ... Let's moisten the hummus! 

 [ "Moisteners" ]

1: Moisteners refer to any combination of acts of sexual foreplay that are performed by a male or a female on a female with the specific intent to arouse the female for sex play and to create a moist and wet vagina prior to having sexual intercourse, finger play or dildo play. When performed, Moisteners themselves may, but not always, create a female orgasm or squirt in addition to making her extremely wet. Examples of Moisterners can include, but may not be limited to, touching, rubbing, fondling, kissing, licking, sucking, etc.

  * e.g.,  ... Barry was so horney when he got from from work that he threw his girlfriend on the bed and after performing a series of different Moisteners, she was ready for sex play and he buried his meat thermometer deep in her wet loose meat sandwich. 

 [ "Moistenize" ]

1:  To make moist; to moisten oneself or another person.

  * e.g.,  ... I was moistenized by all the chest touching that occured last night. 

 [ "Moistenize" ]

2:  The act or process of making moist; to become moist.

  * e.g.,  ... I will moistenize you! 

 [ "Moistening" ]

1: The event of making someone wet as shit. Usually occurs when someone is speaking in an ASMR way to someone or making sexy remarks. You can tell when a moistening has occured because someone will have patchy colours on their clothes/short shorts.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: Hey did you get a load of Kassie earlier? 

 [ "moistener" ]

1: A co-worker who sucks up to the boss or other authority figures non-stop. He might as well be gargling the boss's balls, keeping them nice and moist. He's the moistener. MOISTener.

  * e.g.,  ... Did you see the moistener talking to the boss and laughing at his lame jokes? 

 [ "moisten the lamb" ]

1: The act of using vagunal fluid to lubricate the anus in preperation for anal penetration

  * e.g.,  ... Sorry honey but we're out of lube. I'm going to have to moisten the lamb 

 [ "chair moistener" ]

1: A sweaty co-worker who over the course of day gradually moistens their chair with their bodily fluids.

  * e.g.,  ... "Smithers, what's the name of this gastropod?", "Homer Simpson, sir. One of your chair moisteners from Sector 7-G." 

 [ "moisten the cotton" ]

1: To turn in the ladies.

  * e.g.,  ... As soon as Pablo started dancing, he began to moisten the cotton all around the room. 

 [ "Moistened frogeyes" ]

1: When you get head and the girls sucking on your nuts but her parents come home so you pull your pants up real quick wit your balls still wet.

  * e.g.,  ... "oh shit my parents are gonna see your moistened frogeyes." 

 [ "Moisten Bint" ]

1: Rather sexist English slang word for woman.

  * e.g.,  ... Look, if I were to go around saying I were an emperor just because some moisten bint lobbed a scimater at me, they'd put me away.