" helicopters "

 [ "Helicopter Helicopter" ]

1: Helicopter Helicopter

  * e.g.,  ... Helicopter Helicopter! 

 [ "The Helicopter" ]

1: The Helicopter is a sex position that is extremely difficult to complete. A man with an erect penis must lay on a flat surface and a woman gets on top and inserts the erect penis in her vagina. The woman then must do a full split creating two 90 degree angles with her legs and body. The woman then must grab hold of a ceiling fan, or something similar, and have the ceiling fan spin her around on the man's penis. The helicopter has only been successfully completed 2 times on record. Once in Soviet Russia by a man named Mishovia Donkavist and a woman named Fitsa Removv. The second was completed by yours truly, bad_cactus, and a Donald Trump sex doll which I had to duct tape to the ceiling fan. Most attempts on record usually wind up dislocating the man's penis, or even worse, snapping it off completely.

  * e.g.,  ... Man: Babe, I want to try something crazy tonight Woman: What is it? 

 [ "Helicoptering" ]

1: The act of spinning ones dick around in a circular fashion, helicopter noises are optional and can enhance the experience

  * e.g.,  ... One time I was helicoptering in the shower and my dick slapped me in the nuts. 

 [ "helicopter" ]

1: When you swing your penis around in a circle and make the noise of a helicopter.

  * e.g.,  ... I helicoptered right in front of your mom. 

 [ "Helicopter" ]

1: It’s a fucking vehicle. SHUT UP WITH THE SEXUAL DEFINITION

  * e.g.,  ... Me: *types up “helicopter on urban dictionary” 

 [ "Helicoptered" ]

1: To be grabbed by your dick and slung around in a helicopter motion.

  * e.g.,  ... Heidi helicoptered me last night, I thought my dick was gonna get ripped off. 

 [ "Helicopter" ]

1: Sexual act with the female on top. The female does a split and inserts lubed penis into vagina. The male then grabs hold of the female's legs and spins her around rapidly, similar to that of a helicopter's blades.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude 1: Yo d00d my girlfriend and I totally did the helicopter last night! 

 [ "Helicopter" ]

2: Has a high failure rate, roughly 100%. Failure results in Female either falling over or vomiting, and Male losing penis.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude 2: No you did not. 

 [ "Helicopter" ]

3: Theoretically, a successful helicopter, if done fast enough, could generate lift for the female for about 2 seconds. There have been 3 reported cases of success, but they were all in Japan so you never know.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude 1: You're right. Sad face. 

 [ "the helicopter" ]

1: when a man takes off his clothes and begins thrusting his hips in such a way that his member begins to "swing" in circles like that of helicopter blades.

  * e.g.,  ... "I thought it would really turn her on if I were to do the helicopter, but it only resulted in alot of laughing on her part." 

 [ "helicopter" ]

1: The helicopter is a very difficult (and awkward, don't forget awkward) but fulfilling sexual position. It is performed by the man who, while fully erect and inside the woman (... or whatever.), proceeds to turn his entire body in a circle around the woman. All the while turning his penis inside the woman's vagina (... or whatever.).

  * e.g.,  ... J.R.- The tricky part is making sure your member doesn't 'pop' out while you're doing this. ... And to keep from laughing. Otherwise its great. 

 [ "Helicopter" ]

1: This is when a man or woman sticks their ass as far up unto the air as possible. Then a second guy proceeds to insert his massive shlong into the ass of the first person. The person on top tries to stay as horizontal as possible while using their arms to spin themself around like a helicopter blade.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: Hey want to Helicopter on me?