" eggbeaters "

 [ "eggbeater" ]

1: the torturous kick neccesary to play water polo

  * e.g.,  ... The kid grew tired of doing eggbeater and found himself barely bobbing above the water. 

 [ "eggbeater" ]

1: when a PERSON sloshes cum around in their mouth. afterward they can either spit or swallow.

  * e.g.,  ... Before one swallows the nut one gives it a good eggbeating 

 [ "eggbeater" ]

1: when a girl sloshes cum around in her mouth. afterward she can either spit or swallow.

  * e.g.,  ... Before she swallows the nut she gives it a good eggbeating. 

 [ "EggBeater" ]

1: To punch a girl in her ovary. To beat her eggs.

  * e.g.,  ... Michelle was mouthing off the other night at work which earned her an EggBeater! 

 [ "Rusty Eggbeater" ]

1: Verb: The act of jamming a running electrical eggbeater into someones vagina during sex.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: "Man how did things go with her last night?" 

 [ "Egyptian Eggbeater" ]

1: A sexual act involving a person of the male sex's member, the mouth of a woman (typically), and one or more chicken eggs. To begin with, the man cracks the egg(s) into the woman's opened mouth. Then, he grabs his memeber with his hand, places it in the egg goop in the woman's mouth, and begins to violently flail his pecker about, beating the eggs into a fine mixture. The man may then (but does not have to) ejaculate into the woman's mouth. After that, the woman then must swallow the beaten egg(s), whether they contains semen or not.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey bro! Do you watch Iron Chef with Emmerald?" 

 [ "czechoslavakian eggbeater" ]

1: verb~ The act of giving one a black eye by way of testicle slap, during which the attacker is lodging an ear of corn up the victim's rectum.

  * e.g.,  ... "how was that czechoslavakian eggbeater?" "it was worse than that Russian Candycane." 

 [ "Eggbeater" ]

1: When you get her pregnant so next week you first er elbow deep and twist your hand around the uterus and scrape the crotch fruit to float around and be peed out afterwards.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude I forgot to pull out so I had to give er the ol eggbeater since the stairs didn't work.