" orbits "

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1: are either the living breathing scattered fragments of einstein's reincarnated braincells or are deranged bridge hermits who rock in bed with a horse crotch. either way, they are huge simps for a korean girlgroup called Loona and are delusional dumbasses with trust issues. PS. NEVER trust an orbit

  * e.g.,  ... " LOONA TEASERS TONIGHT!" "i don't believe you. you're an orbit." "NO, ITS TRUE! THE MOON IS 79% CLOSER TO THE CLOUDS TONIGHT AND ACCORDING TO THE LAWS OF MATHEMATICS, KEVIN CLEIN GAVE BIRTH TO HIS FIRST 4TH DIMENSIONAL GLASS OFFSPRING TODAY EXACTLY 120 YEARS AGO! OF COURSE THERE'LL BE TEASERS TODAY!" "oh my god, really? orbits are so smart! jinsoul peg me!" 

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1: A guy that wants to sleep with his female friend.

  * e.g.,  ... Go open that hot chick. Don't worry about the guy, he isn't her boyfriend, he's just one of her orbiters. 

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2: He "orbits" her (hangs out with in a needy way) in the hopes of getting sex someday.

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3: If the girl is hot, she usually has many orbiters.

 [ "Orbiting" ]

1: When someone who won't speak to you otherwise still watches every snap on your story/ IG and/or likes your posts. Usually someone who has ghosted you, but not always. Basically they're lingering in your life despite refusing to be an active part in it in any other capacity.

  * e.g.,  ... This guy won't answer my texts but he keeps watching my snap story... he's totally orbiting me. 

 [ "Orbiter" ]

1: A guy who secretly loves his female 'friend', and may go out of his way to accommodate her (couch-mover). Either the guy was shot-down early on and was placed in the friend-zone, or he never had the balls to ask her out and inadvertently placed himself in the friend-zone.

  * e.g.,  ... Peter wasn't actually a real friend, he was just another orbiter of yours. That's why he was being an ass to your new boyfriend. Peter is such an orbiter. Look, he's moving a his hot friend's couch on his back! 

 [ "orbit" ]

1:  loona stan

  * e.g.,  ... I stan LOONA, so I'm an Orbit 

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2:  gay

 [ "orbiter" ]

1: A guy who pussyfoots around a specific woman, or women in general, in hopes of getting laid. This almost never works out, as he stays around her dawdling, ogling, and daydreaming rather than actually approaching her.

  * e.g.,  ... The orbiter sat patiently as he watched her. Then her boyfriend came along and he knew he had to go. 

 [ "orbital" ]

1: A guy who secretly loves his female 'friend', and may go out of his way to accommodate her (like moving her couch). Either the guy was shot-down early on and was placed in the friend-zone, or he never had the balls to ask her out and inadvertently placed himself in the friend zone.

  * e.g.,  ... John wasn't actually a real friend, he was just another orbital of yours. That's why he was being an ass to your boyfriend. John is such an orbital. Look, he's moving a his hot friend's couch on his back! 

 [ "Orbiter" ]

1: The third wheel that invades time with potential couples. He is hung up on the girl that invites him to hang out only out of pity. While hanging out with the actual guy she is interested in, an orbiter will constantly text her some really lame shit in hopes to get invited to the festivities. Ultimately, he will invite himself over and make things extremely akward among the potential couple.

  * e.g.,  ... Girl: Look what my friend text me 

 [ "Orbit" ]

1: Focusing all of one's attention and energy on a specific person whenever they're around, typically done in large groups especially on the internet/social media but also in real life. The orbiter(s) likely have different reasons for orbiting, usually to gain something. May also include shifting their personal beliefs and opinions to match the person being orbited, and constantly praising them or doing their best not to anger.

  * e.g.,  ... Ex. 1 

 [ "Orbited" ]

1: To be orbited, I.E owned, an Orbited is far worse than an Owned, an Orbited is three times the humiliation of Owned.

  * e.g.,  ... Chris Brown whent to visit his girl, and saw four dudes walking out her side door barely dressed, he was Orbited once again. 

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2: Orbiting comes from a Canibus-central.com/forum

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3: User who has been owned so many times, thus " owned " isnt a strong enough word for it. He has risen the bar in online humiliaion.