" girdles "

 [ "Girdled" ]

1: Taking a girdle, and by surprise throw it on top of the persons head in attempt to suffocate them by means of defecation

  * e.g.,  ... I just girdled that fat bastard 

 [ "girdle" ]

1: The part of the body where the chin meets the neck.

  * e.g.,  ... *pinches neck* I got your girdle! (Guarantees a laugh every time!) 

 [ "girdle" ]

1: Another (slang) way of saying "girl".

  * e.g.,  ... is that girdle really a girdle or a guy, she looks like a guy... seriously. throw a rock at her to check. 

 [ "Girdle" ]

1: Must be rustically stained yellow to look aged,toilet paper hanging out,crotchless,distinct smell of fish and urine mixed in with car air freshner or possibly cheap end of line body spray from all good pound shops.

  * e.g.,  ... "my girdle is not dirty,It was yellow when I got it." 

 [ "girdle of gunts" ]

1: A group of more than one girl sporting

  * e.g.,  ... I saw a gaggle of geese fly overhead just before I went in the dive bar and saw a girdle of gunts. 

 [ "girdle of gunts" ]

2: a gunt.

 [ "Nerd Girdle" ]

1: An outfit that makes one look like a nerd. Typically worn by an unusual or awkward female. One might wear this thinking they look good, when in reality, they in fact make themselves seem more nerd-like.

  * e.g.,  ... Did you see that nerd girdle Tina was wearing?? 

 [ "man-girdle" ]

1: A vest worn by a slightly overweight man, generally without a coat, for the purpose of appearing slimmer; characterized by tight material horizontal to the buttons, and bulging material between them.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude, that man-girdle's not fooling anybody!" 

 [ "plumber's girdle" ]

1: Wrapping some poor fuck up in duct tape such that his or her otherwise sagging belly is temporarily sucked in

  * e.g.,  ... Remember that time Court gave Sally a plumber's girdle? 

 [ "Squirty girdle" ]

1: A sexual act in wich a woman takes a large amount of laxitives and empties her bowels into a skin tight girdle until it over flows and squirts our onto their sexual partner.

  * e.g.,  ... “Dude you let her give you a squirty girdle?!” 

 [ "slack ma girdle" ]

1: slang for "suck my dick"

  * e.g.,  ... Monica: Do you want me to collate that for you Mr. President? 

 [ "slack ma girdle" ]

2: background information: This term was coined in Charleston, Illinois in the mid nineties by the local physics club at Eastern Illinois University. nobody knows exactly why, but the term is still in widespread use today at EIU.

  * e.g.,  ... Bill: Hey bitch slack ma girdle!