" hark "

 [ "hark" ]

1: similar to “period”; used when you are in agreement with a statement to emphasize how much you support what is being said.

  * e.g.,  ... Mickey: I’m gay. Ian: Hark! 

 [ "hark" ]

1: similar to “period”; used when you are in agreement with a statement to emphasize how much you agree.

  * e.g.,  ... Mickey: I’m gay. Ian: HARK! 

 [ "hark" ]

1: an exclamation of joy. or anything.

  * e.g.,  ... hark! i made an a!! 

 [ "hark" ]

1: the sound a cat makes when throwning up a hairball, or the body movements made while the cat is yarking up a hairball.

  * e.g.,  ... The cat is harking under the bed again. You clean it up 

 [ "hark" ]

1: Dweebish freak with a dependency (addiction) on Pepto Bismo.

  * e.g.,  ... Look at the janitor freak...what a hark! 

 [ "hark" ]

1: To get angry, mad or upset at someone.

  * e.g.,  ... "When Brad found out his girl cheated, he was fucken harking!" 

 [ "hark" ]

1:  To consume excess food, often food that belongs to others. The sound effect made when one is eating a crunchy food like potato chips or extra crispy fried chicken.

  * e.g.,  ... "Damn, did you hark all of those donuts?!" "I sure did!" "We should call you Big Hark!" 

 [ "Harking" ]

1: Harking: The over embellishment of a thing or person.

  * e.g.,  ... Mike would not stop harking about the ugly bitch he thought was amazing and cute. 

 [ "hark?" ]

1: a non sensical phrase uttered in moments of confusion or disbelief. The new day version of "what?" or "i beg your pardon?"

  * e.g.,  ... Example disbelief person hey bro, I heard that girl you're into hooked up with your little brother yesterday person HARK? Example 2. confusion person Entschuldigen Sie mich guter Herr, wo ist die Bibliothek? person hark? 

 [ "The Hark" ]

1: A mystical beast of unknown origins. Some say he has a wing span of 25 feet. He has the feet of a camels and talons of a hawk. To summon him have a can of green AXE in your hand and make the shape of a pentagram with the cans fluid. Then find a knife, cut your dick off and place it in the center of the pentagram. Then say "I call to you Hark, my one true master and savoir!". After that he will swoop into your house breaking all of your windows and take you far away. Each place is different for everybody. Be weary he likes to stalk men with tight asses at 2 in the morning.

  * e.g.,  ... A beast that croak's to the pleasure of pillaging your anus. You don't find "The Hark", he finds you.