" hands-off "

 [ "Hand off" ]

1: When you are interested in someone or perphaps even dating them and all of a sudden they give your number to one of their freinds. This is the ultimate slap in the face. It's like saying "hey I tried he/she out and didn't like them, but maybe you should try it out or atleast take one for the team.

  * e.g.,  ... I can't believe he gave me the hand off. What a tool bag! he could atleast hand me off to someone hot. 

 [ "hand off" ]

1: Also known as the pass off.

  * e.g.,  ... N: You totally pulled a hand off with that asshole back there, you dick! 

 [ "hand off" ]

2: At a party, you enter in a conversation with a friend and either a monet or other cool-from-afar type of person, usually long-winded, a close talker, or other party foul-esque character . When your friend makes a hasty retreat, leaving you alone with the third party to talk your ear off, he or she has been handed off.

  * e.g.,  ... L: Sorry dude, he wouldn't stop talking about his new rice cooker; I thought you'd be better suited to deal with it! 

 [ "Hands off" ]

1: When you cum without anyone or anything touching your dick

  * e.g.,  ... Her pussy was so good that I came hands off 

 [ "Hands off the merchandise!" ]

1: Hands off the merchandise! A protest/order uttered by one of either gender when someone else (usually of the opposite gender) wants to indulge in a little touchy-feely, but he’s not in the mood.

  * e.g.,  ... Weary girl (pushing her guy's "exploring" hand away from her boobs): Hey! Hands off the merchandise! I wanna go to sleep now! 

 [ "hands off the merchandise!" ]

1: Basically "Don't touch my stuff, punk."

  * e.g.,  ... Person A: Dude, awesome iPod!! (reaches for iPod) 

 [ "hands off policy" ]

1: an idea where a friend or a sibling cannot fiddle with the girl that you desire

  * e.g.,  ... he applied the hands off policy when they were together 

 [ "hand off some bread" ]

1: Hand off = Give me

  * e.g.,  ... Gangsta: Ight , y’all BEST HAND OFF some BREAD, (Proceeds to point Hi Point) Normie White Boy: G-god help me!! Gangsta: Give me your GODDAMN MONEY cracka! 

 [ "hand off some bread" ]

2: Some bread = Your money Give Me Your Money! Hand off Some Bread! A Gangsta ass way to say “give me your money” when you rob someone.

 [ "Get Your Hand Off It" ]

1: Australian phrase:

  * e.g.,  ... "You are trying to tell me you wrestled a crocodile? Get your hand off it mate!" 

 [ "Get Your Hand Off It" ]

2:  A phrase used when a person tells you something which is clearly exaggerated or a lie, and you want them to know that you don’t believe them.

  * e.g.,  ... "Barry, get your hand off it and come and help me in the kitchen." 

 [ "Get Your Hand Off It" ]

3:  A phrased used to tell a male to get his hand off of his genitals, or stop masturbating.

 [ "Get your hand off it" ]

1: Another way of saying, "As if!!" or "Your full of it."

  * e.g.,  ... "I just bought a Ferrari Enzo", "Oh, get your hand off it." 

 [ "HANDS OFF MY CAWK" ]

1: A funny move in where you down taunt and when falco say "hands off my" you down smash in which he will say "HANDS OFF MY CAWK"

  * e.g.,  ... birdman: HANDS OFF MY CAWK