" bipartisan "

 [ "bipartisan" ]

1: Political term wherein members of the democratic and the republican parties agree on a particular piece of legislation. (Also see 'mythology.')

  * e.g.,  ... This legislation needs bipartisan support in order to pass...I'll vote for your piece of shit pork barrel legislation that I don't believe in, if you'll vote against your morals and support my tax-wasting special-interest initiative." 

 [ "bipartisan" ]

1: 1) A politician who publicly identifies himself as heterosexual but exposes himself inside the mens' restroom. 2) A politician who votes against his/her beliefs because he/she is demonized by members of the opposite party.

  * e.g.,  ... 1) Craig proved he was bipartisan in the airport restroom. 2) President Obama is seeking bipartisan support for his financial reform plan. 

 [ "bipartisan" ]

1: Adj. A compromising endeavor which leaves no one happy and everyone better off.

  * e.g.,  ... Bipartisan politics is a great idea...much like communism. Today, bipartisan solutions are equally commonsense and unlikely. "Haley, would you like to participate in a bipartisan love sandwich with me and Steve? Dave has got the video." 

 [ "bipartisan" ]

1: Something that doesn't always make sense. When two parties work together, assuming neither one of them is trying to deport anyone or register them in a nationwide database or prevent them from being able to go out in public.

  * e.g.,  ... King Solomon: I will cut the baby in half. 

 [ "bipartisanism" ]

1: The capitulation of the Democratic party to the demands of Republicans.

  * e.g.,  ... "In a spirit of bipartisanism, we, the Democratic part, have decided to spread 'em for the GOP." 

 [ "Bipartisan Bowtie" ]

1: When a Democrat and Republican both ejaculate on a woman’s chest.

  * e.g.,  ... “So my friend Ron was over last weekend and we get along even though I’m a Democrat and he’s a Republican. We took some chick home from the bar and gave her a Bipartisan Bowtie if you know what I mean” 

 [ "bipartisan support" ]

1: You are being screwed.

  * e.g.,  ... Today the "orphans, puppies and kittens bill" was passed with overwhelming bipartisan support, allowing all tax evaders to be shot on sight without due process. 

 [ "bipartisan support" ]

2: Background: In any parliamentary system the only thing all the parties have in common is an interest in screwing over the people who voted them in. As a result, if they're agreeing on anything, it's almost certainly not in your interest.

 [ "Bipartisan Effort" ]

1: An attempt to screw over everybody. Generally a group effort.

  * e.g.,  ... After Hugo got crabs when Jenny cheated on him, they decided to open up their relationship and spread the love. It was a total Bipartisan Effort. 

 [ "bipartisan crossfire" ]

1: pronounced: "by-par-tih-sin cross-fyr"

  * e.g.,  ... The aspiring centrist couldn't fully identify with either party because he supports both the War on Terror and President Barack Obama (mostly, like 73%). Both sides' bipartisan crossfire left him politically alone. He is now left at a crossroads — does he abandon his own identity and conform to one party, or keep his ideals, knowing no one will hear them? 

 [ "bipartisan crossfire" ]

2: (term) Bipartisan crossfire is the attack received directly and indirectly by both sides of a two-party political system. In the heat of opposing sides, those identified as the "center" or "middle" of the political spectrum are often criticized for not fully embellishing all of the motives of either party. The centrist ridicules the extremists on both sides, such as Rush Limbaugh and Michael Moore*, but also usually agrees with the open-minded on both sides. These far-lefties/righties are usually the ones that instill the bipartisan crossfire in the first place.

  * e.g.,  ... That, or drop politics altogether and become a mindless, Twittering, texting, "OMGi<3thisSong!" media whore. 

 [ "bipartisan crossfire" ]

3: Lastly, bipartisan crossfire is socially dangerous. In a world dominated by opposition, the last thing we need is to silence the open-minded: they're usually the ones who stop us from trying to annihilate each other.

 [ "bipartisan crossfire" ]

4: *According to the teen-shaping TV program "Family Guy," these two are the same person. Oh, and Nazis support McCain/Palin '0 Because National Socialism and conservatism go hand in hand. Look it up.

 [ "Bipartisan Blowout" ]

1: The act of having diarrhea and puking at the same time, which requires the two ends of your body to cooperate against you.

  * e.g.,  ... Joe was soooo sick, he had a Bipartisan Blowout.