" handbasket "

 [ "handbasket" ]

1: most preferred method of transportation when going to hell.

  * e.g.,  ... none is necessary, mister dumb-dumb. 

 [ "HELL IN A HANDBASKET" ]

1: Comical way of describing a situation where you or somebody is going to end up in deep shit.

  * e.g.,  ... Yeh, if she find out I forgot when her birthday is I'm going to GO TO HELL IN A HANDBASKET! 

 [ "Christ in a handbasket" ]

1: A phrase used by someone to express complete and inconsolable levels of exasperation.

  * e.g.,  ... Boss: We need you to come in to work this weekend. 

 [ "Christ in a handbasket" ]

2: Usually modified with "Jesus" or any applicable expletive.

  * e.g.,  ... Me: Jesus Hubert Christ in a handbasket you'd better be fucking joking me! 

 [ "Granny's Handbasket" ]

1: An act during sexual copulation that involves the insertion of one's fist into the vaginal or anal pathway and moving the hand back and forth, as if swinging a hand-basket.

  * e.g.,  ... I had a great time with her last night; just me, her, and Granny's Handbasket. 

 [ "bavarian handbasket" ]

1: A Bavarian Handbasket, or 'hand basket', is a sex position for those "advanced nympho" ladies who would like to spice things up a tiny bit in the bedroom and perhaps get a somewhat different reaction from their partner/s than the normal, everyday whips and chains, S&M, and gorilla toss.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude, Carla did this thing to me the other night. She said it was called the Bavarian Handbasket or some shit... said she got it off urbandictionary or some shit." 

 [ "bavarian handbasket" ]

2: Here are the directions for for the nympholadies who are getting bored with finger-in-the-asshole-bj' s, etc... They are very specific so be sure to write this one down on the back of your hand so you can read it and remember while doing it doggy style.

  * e.g.,  ... "Well, how was it dude?!?" 

 [ "bavarian handbasket" ]

3: Steps-

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude...it was the best thing ever! She forcefully took my balls, ripped out their pubes, twisted my junk, and shoved it into her pussy, then jacked me off while it was still in there." 

 [ "bavarian handbasket" ]

4:  Firmly grasp your partner's* genitalia, or balls, all the way at the top of where they hang down.

  * e.g.,  ... "Why doesn't Claire ever do that to me?..." 

 [ "bavarian handbasket" ]

5: * If having sex with more than one man at the time, then repeat these steps as necessary.

 [ "bavarian handbasket" ]

6:  When you have a firm grasp on them, rip out as many pubes on them as possible or to your liking, with your other free hand.

 [ "bavarian handbasket" ]

7:  Take the pubes and lay them across your chest*.

 [ "bavarian handbasket" ]

8: *Really, anywhere on your body is fine. Putting them on your chest, however, is what makes this move Bavarian.

 [ "bavarian handbasket" ]

9:  After removing all the sack pubes to your liking, twist the ball sack 360 Degrees. If this does not get a reaction from your partner right away, keep twisting as necessary.

 [ "bavarian handbasket" ]

10:  After twisting the sack to your liking, pull it extremely hard and quick, forcing your partner to get on his knees.

 [ "bavarian handbasket" ]

11:  When this is completed, separate and take your legs and put them on his shoulders*. Be sure that your feet are locked behind his head so he cannot escape.

 [ "bavarian handbasket" ]

12: *If screwing a midget, this step may be difficult.

 [ "bavarian handbasket" ]

13:  Now take the ball sack and thrust it into your vagina as much as possible. Release your grip and jack off your partner until he cums*, while the ball sack is still twisted inside your vagina

 [ "bavarian handbasket" ]

14: *If there is blood, then you have done the whole process correctly.

 [ "bavarian handbasket" ]

15:  You have successfully completed the Bavarian Handbasket. Congratulations! You may now smear your partner's pubes in his face.

 [ "hell in a handbasket" ]

1: See up shit creek without a paddle

  * e.g.,  ... Gametalk.com has gone to hell in a handbasket, and I am largely responsible for that. 

 [ "climb into the handbasket" ]

1: An invitation to go on a trip, using a handbasket as transportation; derived from the phrase, go hell in a handbasket.

  * e.g.,  ... When you climb into the handbasket, be sure to take your lies with you. 

 [ "hell in a handbasket" ]

1: a big ole mess on the inside and out.

  * e.g.,  ... take all of the underworld, the demons, the devil, the fires, the rivers of mud, the torture devises, etc and shove them into a picnic basket turning it inside and out into a conglomerated mess. Imagine what that looks like----and that is what you are when you are hell in a handbasket. 

 [ "Bavarian Handbasket" ]

1: A Bavarian Handbasket, or 'hand basket', is a sex position for those "advanced nympho" ladies who would like to spice things up a tiny bit in the bedroom and perhaps get a somewhat different reaction from their partner/s than the normal, everyday whips and chains, S&M, and gorilla toss.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude, Carla did this thing to me the other night. She said it was called the Bavarian Handbasket or some shit... said she got it off urbandictionary or youtube or some shit." 

 [ "Bavarian Handbasket" ]

2: Here are the directions for for the nympholadies who are getting bored with finger-in-the-asshole-bj's, etc... They are very specific so be sure to write this one down on the back of your hand so you can read it and remember while doing it doggy style.

  * e.g.,  ... "Well, how was it dude?!?" 

 [ "Bavarian Handbasket" ]

3: Steps-

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude...it was the best thing ever! She forcefully took my balls, ripped out their pubes, twisted my junk, and shoved it into her pussy, then jacked me off while it was still in there." 

 [ "Bavarian Handbasket" ]

4:  Firmly grasp your partner's* genitalia, or balls, all the way at the top of where they hang down.

  * e.g.,  ... "Why doesn't Claire ever do that to me?..." 

 [ "Bavarian Handbasket" ]

5: * If having sex with more than one man at the time, then repeat these steps as necessary.

 [ "Bavarian Handbasket" ]

6:  When you have a firm grasp on them, rip out as many pubes on them as possible or to your liking, with your other free hand.

 [ "Bavarian Handbasket" ]

7:  Take the pubes and lay them across your chest*.

 [ "Bavarian Handbasket" ]

8: *Really, anywhere on your body is fine. Putting them on your chest, however, is what makes this move Bavarian.

 [ "Bavarian Handbasket" ]

9:  After removing all the sack pubes to your liking, twist the ball sack 360 Degrees. If this does not get a reaction from your partner right away, keep twisting as necessary.

 [ "Bavarian Handbasket" ]

10:  After twisting the sack to your liking, pull it extremely hard and quick, forcing your partner to get on his knees.

 [ "Bavarian Handbasket" ]

11:  When this is completed, separate and take your legs and put them on his shoulders*. Be sure that your feet are locked behind his head so he cannot escape.

 [ "Bavarian Handbasket" ]

12: *If screwing a midget, this step may be difficult.

 [ "Bavarian Handbasket" ]

13:  Now take the ball sack and thrust it into your vagina as much as possible. Release your grip and jack off your partner until he cums*, while the ball sack is still twisted inside your vagina

 [ "Bavarian Handbasket" ]

14: *If there is blood, then you have done the whole process correctly.

 [ "Bavarian Handbasket" ]

15:  You have successfully completed the Bavarian Handbasket. Congratulations! You may now smear your partner's pubes in his face.

 [ "portuguese handbasket" ]

1: to shit in ones hand and smack a bitch in the face

  * e.g.,  ... shaniqua was acting up so i portuguese handbasketed her ass