" hairless "

 [ "Hairless" ]

1: We get it. You're bombarded by what seems like a million messages about pube grooming — friends who talk about being totally bare, waxing ads at every salon — and you're all like: Is this the norm? Am I a freak? Should I shave-it-all-off stat? But the truth is, some girls like a bare bikini area, while others get a little freaked by feeling exposed. Some may be into a little bit of a trim… but not all that psyched about the upkeep of taking all off. (Seriously, it can get to be a pain.)

  * e.g.,  ... I'm hairless 😂🤣😃 

 [ "Hairless Cat" ]

1: A breed of cat also known as the Sphnx cat. Requires an open heart due to its 'interesting' look. With barely any hair and very wrinkly skin, it looks like a naked mole rat with bat ears and feels like a warm peach when pet. Due to its lack of fur, it has a higher metabolism to regulate its body temperature. Upside: cat is very warm and makes a nice feet warmer. Downside: literally inhales food and poops 'like a boss.' A very good pet to have around Halloween! :)

  * e.g.,  ... Mojo was a very UGLY hairless cat: 

 [ "hairless cat" ]

1: Landon

  * e.g.,  ... hi hairless cat 

 [ "mexican hairless" ]

1: when you completely shave your pussy hair off

  * e.g.,  ... that girl went mexican hairless 

 [ "Hairless Ape" ]

1: A member of the species Homo Sapiens, esp. when being discussed in a way that only makes sense in an anthropological context. Popularized by Howard the Duck.

  * e.g.,  ... You means buying flowers actually made it worse? Damn, Hairless Ape relationships are such a pain. 

 [ "hairless wonder" ]

1: DESCRIBING GABRIEL FRENCH'S PUBIC HAIR (or lack there of)

  * e.g.,  ... "the hairless wonder has no friends" 

 [ "Hairless Wall" ]

1: A wall without hair.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: "That wall doesn't have hair." 

 [ "Hairless Goulet" ]

1: When a woman grows her pubic hair long and shaves only the area right around an inch of the vagina completely bald.

  * e.g.,  ... In reference to Robert Goulet once having no facial hair on old albums before always having the beard. ....... I went down on a chic and she had a Hairless Goulet 

 [ "hairless whisper" ]

1: A pre-pubescent take on George Michael's 'Careless Whisper':

  * e.g.,  ... Suzanne and David moved onto the next stage of their emerging relationship; pressing themselves closer together, they indulge in some hairless whispering. 

 [ "hairless whisper" ]

2: The sexual fumblings of two pre-pubescent teens

 [ "Hairless Lorax" ]

1: A term used to describe Donald Trump from his particularly orange appearance, referencing The Lorax from the film The Lorax

  * e.g.,  ... Hey look, the UK is about to start a war with the Hairless Lorax