" fiber "

 [ "fiber" ]

1: Helps constipation.

  * e.g.,  ... I hadent taken a shit in 3 days so I ate 4 metamucil fiber wafers...all seemed well untill I spent the night sitting on the toilet with lava poop. 

 [ "fiber" ]

2: Protip: Excess consumtion of metamucil fiber will lead to explosive diarrhea before long.

 [ "Fiberal" ]

1: A faux liberal,one who lives in luxury, cares less about the heroin addict who was molested as a child, the immigrants in Europe, our working poor in the U.S., but cares about maxing out their credit card for their next tropical vacation, or feels uber liberal by driving an audience with a bumper sticker that says "I voted Democrat." Fiberal, not to be confused with the cereal Fiberal or All Bran, although if they ate it, it might deconstipate their egotistical brains.

  * e.g.,  ... My x fiancee who dumped me on our wedding night is a Fiberal of greatest proportions. He would benefit from drinking 16 doses of Metamucil a day. 

 [ "fiberal" ]

1: A fake liberal. A fiberal thinks they know what they are talking about but they just repeat the same shit the New York Times, CNN, or any other liberal media outlet tells them to. They tend to care more about political correctness than what liberalism is all about, which is exactly what it sounds like: liberty. they are really into censorship of any kind. They cannot explain complex concepts of politics and economics because they just don't know enough about it. 100% of them are dumb cunts. Although the word "fiberal" contains the word "fib", fiberals actually believe the shit they say.

  * e.g.,  ... fiberal: Communism isn't a form of national socialism! Social darwism isn't darwism! Censorship is wrong, unless it's of something that's mean and evil, like the Bible! Natural selection doesn't exist, because nature would never be that mean to poor little animals! Welfare is constitutional and isn't unfair in any way! 

 [ "fiberal" ]

1: One who breaks many promises, especially someone belonging to the Liberal Party of Canada. See Lieberal.

  * e.g.,  ... Dalton McGuinty is the biggest fiberal to walk this earth. 

 [ "fiberal" ]

1: A wise and witty observation relating to how today's liberal interacts in the modern world. It is the obvious mix of "fib" (as in lie / liar and deceit) and "iberal" (as in "liberal"- i.e. ignorant, unrealistic socialist who wants big government to solve all problems at the expense of liberty). An accurate portrayal of today's left wing kooks who use revisionist history, rhetoric, character assasination and a complicit media to further their own skewed agenda which flies in the face of history, reason and common sense.

  * e.g.,  ... "I turned on the news tonight but couldn't stand the biased trash the fiberals were dishing up, so we played Scrabble instead." 

 [ "Fiber" ]

1: Helps you poop when you're constipated.

  * e.g.,  ... "I ate the skin off a potato because it has fiber and I'm constipated" 

 [ "fiberal" ]

1: whyat ALL liberals in any province, federal level are.

  * e.g.,  ... Most famous example 

 [ "fiberal" ]

2: dalton mcguinty, ontario's premier is the ultimate FIBERAL. ALL his campaign promises have been broken.

  * e.g.,  ...  "I won't raise your taxes" - Dalton McGuinty 

 [ "Fiberal" ]

1: A member of the Democrat party in the U.S., who try to force their idiotic and unrealistic policies on the masses by telling lies and misleading people. This is usually accomplished through the use of mainstream media, government agencies, and press conferences, but emails have also been used. The emails always get erased due to computer malfunctions.

  * e.g.,  ... Barrack Obama, Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Clinton, and Lois Lerner are Fiberals, because when their lips are moving, they are fibbing.. 

 [ "fiberal" ]

1: a combination of "fuckin" and liberal

  * e.g.,  ... Look at what barney fag and the rest of the dummycrats have done to this country! Damn fiberals!!!!! 

 [ "fiber vice" ]

1: A method by which one ensures maximum voiding of solid consumables, often to avoid adverse health effects from the matter consumed; i.e., consuming large amounts of fiber supplements immediately prior to and after a meal. The initial fiber intake provides the base, or "anvil," upon which the meal will rest. The final fiber intake, or "hammer," sits upon the meal. The resulting combined pressure of the "anvil" and "hammer" upon the meal, referred to as the "fiber vice," ensures effective and complete voiding of the meal to the subject's supreme satisfaction.

  * e.g.,  ... "I had a double bacon cheeseburger today, but don't worry, I deployed a fiber vice. Tomorrow morning, after I take the inevitable massive dump, it will be as if it never happened."