" goblins "

 [ "goblins" ]

1: something level 100 warlocks kill

  * e.g.,  ... man i farmed so many goblins yesterday 

 [ "The Goblin" ]

1: A small, ninety-five pound, genital-less, man-like creature that with his scrawny body annoys the fuck out of humans when they try to sleep. His antics last a few hours in the night, and consist of stealing your pillows and blankets. Also, if you fight back he goes for the eyes.

  * e.g.,  ... Me: *tying to sleep* 

 [ "goblin" ]

1: on deez nuts

  * e.g.,  ... me: shit what is the little ugly green monster again? 

 [ "goblinate" ]

1: A form of goblin that masquerades itself amongst the human populace, in a desperate bid for social status and welfare that would be bereft amongst Goblinkind.

  * e.g.,  ... Damn, that guy sounds like a real goblinate. 

 [ "goblin" ]

1: class of gangster above a goon. rich,, powerful, yet still from the hood. killing on others below them and has much more authority. usually the head of gangs and has much protection, but always loyal and always keep it real

  * e.g.,  ... "whats a goon to a goblin" -lil wayne (a millie) 

 [ "The Goblin" ]

1: The part of a man's hanging ball sack that shows when you moon someone.

  * e.g.,  ... Man 1: Hey man, do you wanna meet the goblin? 

 [ "The Goblin" ]

2: Is referred to as a person/pet.

  * e.g.,  ... Man 2: Uhhhh sure 

 [ "goblin" ]

1: Small, usually green (although red and brown varieties are common) bipedal creature, the goblin is possessed of a keen cunning, and although not often very wise, goblins tend toward the highly intelligent.

  * e.g.,  ... Leaf the Wood Elf: Are you an evil baby-eating necromancer, Skwelch? 

 [ "goblin" ]

2: Goblins can be highly malicious, coming from a very competitive society. Some groups of goblins work together strongly under great leaders, whilst others may simply bicker and squabble amongst themselves.

  * e.g.,  ... Skwelch the powerful goblin necromancer: I iZ nOt and nEvvA aZ bIn a neKroManseR! eYe iZ a fAYmuS goBblyN baRdd! 

 [ "goblin" ]

3: Goblins have a sharp and sometimes biting sense of humour, and their simplistic logic often makes for hilarious situations - however, it may also provide the goblin a mechanism unthought of by more logical and less chaotic species.

  * e.g.,  ... Leaf: OK then! 

 [ "goblin" ]

4: Possibly related to orcs (ork).

 [ "Goblin" ]

1:  A Goblin is the master race. They are almost exclusively PC Gamers. The most defining attribute of goblins though is their online behavior. Goblins were once white knights online that were corrupted by dark forces. They once used to ignore and call out trolls and fight for social justice. As white knights, they were tricked into sacrificing their humanity on the altar of blood lust and hatred. Goblins will seek out trolls online and literally feed them to death going on threads for reportedly up to 400 responses until the several trolls finally gave in to their humanity. Goblins then use their own shit as lube to fuck the corpse of the dead troll until its filled with goblin jizz. Goblins will pass this troll around to other goblins to be as cruel and inhumane as possible to trolls. Goblins hate trolls. "Crawl back to your bridges, run away screaming,

  * e.g.,  ... 1: I smell a God's corpse? 

 [ "Goblin" ]

2: Goblins are coming, they're better than you.

  * e.g.,  ... 2: Ya, I think a Goblin was here. 

 [ "Goblin" ]

3: Smarter and faster, bow to your masters,

 [ "Goblin" ]

4: The goblins are winners, the trolls aren't true!" - Nekrogoblicon (Goblin Island) A higher order gangster. A shot caller. Perhaps even someone in the underworld community with followers akin to Charles Manson or other cult leaders. This is a highly respected individual in organized crime or even just a hood. They have climbed to their position by likely killing anyone who got in their way. A goblin will likely have several chicken heads around him at any given time.

 [ "Goblin" ]

1: Better than a Goon Harder More Gangster than a Goon

  * e.g.,  ... You Say That You A Goon But Whats A Goon To A Goblin-LiL Wayne 

 [ "goblin" ]

1: someone who is into the goblincore fandom. someone who collects buttons, beads, dice, rocks, gems, crystals, pinecones and various miscellaneous items. they love the outdoors and their clothing choice usually varies around corduroy, overalls, embroidered/painted items, sweaters, and boots. they...are inclined to go feral once in a while.

  * e.g.,  ... random dude: why does stella have so much stuff in her room?