" elf "

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1: a thing that helps santa make toys a christmas

  * e.g.,  ... ily elf 

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1: 1) A fair mythical creature from Germanic legend, also known as a fairy or faerie, dwelling in forests or mountains away from human civilization. Usually good-natured, yet mischievious troublemakers sometimes. Some can be evil.

  * e.g.,  ... The elf had a small elf, but he was still able to please the elf girls. 

 [ "elf" ]

2: The name is derived from the Indo-European root *albh-, "white"; it is a cognate of Latin albus. Other elf-like creatures in European legend are sylphs, dryads (wood elves), nymphs and leprechauns. A similar creature in Arab and Islamic lore is the djinni (genie).

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3: 2) In Tolkien's Middle Earth novels, the Elves are several groups of a human-like race with very long lifespans, speaking their own languages, the conlangs Quenya and Sindarin. The three main groups are High Elves, Grey Elves and Dark Elves. Orcs are former Elves captured by Sauron, then subjected to torture and humiliation until their spirit is broken and they become evil.

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4: 3) A person of slight build.

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5: 4) An industrious person, such as the elves who build toys for Santa Claus to be delivered on Christmas night, or the elves who save the shoemaker's business in Jakob Grimm's tale "The Elves and the Shoemaker".

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6: 5) One of the four characters in the classic video games Gauntlet and Gauntlet II (Atari, 1985 and 1986). He had the highest speed and shot speed, as well as good magic power, but low armor, fight power and shot power.

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7: 6) A penis, especially one smaller than average.

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1: V. To elf a girl is to reach third base with her, usually secretively, one approach is to hide underneath a blanket, another is to hide in a closet. past tense: elfed

  * e.g.,  ... he totally elfed her at that party! 

 [ "elf" ]

1: a person who plays computer games to the extend that they cannot distinguish between reality and the game and cannot function properly in the real world.

  * e.g.,  ... that elf threatened to kill me with a rune axe 

 [ "elf" ]

1:  The ultimate Mary Sue fantasy race.

  * e.g.,  ... My elf figher/mage/thief who dual-weilds +10 scimitars of speed is named "Caraistlehoff" and scores with hot elven women every night! 

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2: They are longer lived, more noble, more advanced, more refined, more graceful, more beautiful, and otherwise superior to humans in every way. They are particularly beloved by fanboys who perfer their girls to take after those in hentai--slim, slight, pubescent female builds with no public hair and unrealistically perfect skin and composure.

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3:  A Mary Sue Tolkien race.

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1: Santa clause's undercover whores. What do you think he means when he says "hoe hoe hoe" He's calling his friggen' elves.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hoe hoe hoe! Come hither elf, I'm rockin shakespear tonight." 

 [ "elf" ]

1: n; a person who, for the sole purpose of posting and/or being a part of something that has nothing to do with him, posts a seemingly irrelevant comment in the middle of a conversation over the internet.

  * e.g.,  ... masterprocrastinator043: Dude I'm telling you the one on the left looks just like her! Ubertroll329: I guess there might be some resemblance QhIAUDH84b34: POTATOES! masterprocrastinator043: get out of here you elf 

 [ "elf" ]

1: Verb: to decorate a person who has passed out early, for the sake of comedy. Rules vary by social circles, but, in general, falling asleep with one's shoes on means punishment by elfing.

  * e.g.,  ... person1: Dude, why does it say 'I heart carson daly' on your forehead? 

 [ "elf" ]

1: creed: my spirit is from god and will go back to god... my only mission to get to heaven... elves are humanoids that possess a personal heaven that they wish to always be a part of and be they are not mischievious but can or have attained that of the perfect to there perception there will be an elven bible written one day that is why they are percieved magical because heaven lives in them

  * e.g.,  ... my brother is an elf or of elven hood 

 [ "elf" ]

1: A degrading name for a girl

  * e.g.,  ... "Miley Cyrus is such a ELF." 

 [ "elf" ]

2: E for EMPTY

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3: L for LESBO

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4: F for FAGGOT a good way to be mean to someone without them realizing it, or gossipng around your parents.