" gaseous "

 [ "gaseous" ]

1: the state of being unnecessarily active, extra, or "gassed up"

  * e.g.,  ... Nick: Bruh why are you getting so lit my guy? Vic: Nigga, I'm gaseous right now. 

 [ "Gaseous" ]

1: Delicious, scrumptious food, drink or loud. An adaptation and extension of the term “Gas”.

  * e.g.,  ... Bruh, try this espresso. 

 [ "Gaseous Clay" ]

1: a person with horrendously smelly farts (as he floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee. This is derived from “Cassius Clay” which is the birth name of the famed boxer Muhammad Ali.)

  * e.g.,  ... "SWEET MOTHER OF GOD!!! What is that smell? Whoa, you’re a regular Gaseous Clay. Alright, I throw in the towel. Now help me back on my feet, would ya?" 

 [ "Gaseous Rex" ]

1: Someone whose farts are so foul and lethal, they can kill more people than a raging T-Rex.

  * e.g.,  ... Oh no, Gaseous Rex just had Mexican food for lunch. Better get outta here before we get a whiff of his lethal stench! 

 [ "gaseous clay" ]

1: According to the late Roger Mellie (that bloke off the telly) "Gaseous Clay" is the name given to flatulence assisted stools which, due to their high air content, float like a butterfly on contact with the water in the toilet pan. unfortuately, as they have a high exit velocity, they also sting like a bee

  * e.g.,  ... "I'm not eating sweetcorn again, It gives me Gaseous Clay" 

 [ "gaseous maximus" ]

1: the state of having an extreme amount of gas. uncontrollable and unbearable farting.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude, I shouldn't have eaten that plate of beans, I'm so gaseous maximus right now" 

 [ "Gaseous Clay" ]

1: Someone who farts consistently and violently, resulting in knockouts to anyone who chooses to enter into their ring.

  * e.g.,  ... Brandon is so lactose intolerant that whenever he drinks milk, he becomes Gaseous Clay and ends up clearing out the room. 

 [ "identity-gaseous" ]

1: Describing someone whose identity is beyond fluid.

  * e.g.,  ... Not to be outdone, upon learning about the gender-fluid crowd David decided to be identity-gaseous. 

 [ "gaseous asseous" ]

1: a boiling sensation or urge in the stomach caused by eating {constipation} driven foods such as beans or cheesy dishes which fills the stomach up with gas/pressure causing small {explotions} through the anus.

  * e.g.,  ... Timmy always has a gaseous asseous after eating Ihop 

 [ "gaseous anus" ]

1: A condition where you just cannot stop farting.

  * e.g.,  ... Oops, there goes my gaseous anus letting out too much bad odours again.