" flatulent "

 [ "flatulent" ]

1: Another word for being gassy

  * e.g.,  ... "I've been really flatulent last night. Don't go near my bed..." 

 [ "flatulence" ]

1: the violent evacuation of intestinal gases

  * e.g.,  ... He gave his opinion on handling the war in Afghanistan, suggesting the United States send a squad of Midwestern football fans whose diets consist of cabbage, cheese and beer and let their flatulence cripple everyone in range. 

 [ "Flatulence" ]

1: A very intelligent way of describing something very immature

  * e.g.,  ... The adult male expelled flatulence through his anus. It did not emit a sound wave with an amplitude or frequency that could be noticed by the human ear, but it still emitted a stench that could cause an alligator in Louisiana to enter cardiac arrest. 

 [ "Flatulize" ]

1: To fart on someone.

  * e.g.,  ... Last night, while we were in bed, my husband proceeded to pull the covers over my head and flatulize me. I totally walked by Jim's cube and flatulized him without his knowledge. My girlfriend was sitting on the couch reading a book. I simply walked over and flatulized her. 

 [ "flatulence" ]

1: Fart, gas, cheese, break wind, cut, cut cheese, rip, ripped the cheese, let, let one, ripper, skunk bait, fluffer, poofer, false pooper, put-put, poof-poof, brown-dart, blue-dart, chair air, room clearer, angel's whisper, the dog did it, rotten eggs, anal methane.

  * e.g.,  ... "I had such bad flatulence, I could not sleep" 

 [ "Flatulator" ]

1: A flat version of an escalator, such as those moving walkways you see in airports.

  * e.g.,  ... Philip was going to be late for his connecting flight, so he hopped on the flatulator to give himself a speed boost. 

 [ "Flatulate" ]

1: Another uncommon and mostly unknown word for "fart."

  * e.g.,  ... Guys, I have to flatulate. 

 [ "flatulence" ]

1: Euphemism for fart, blowing a binderfender, cutting a tile peeler.

  * e.g.,  ... Margie, when you have so much flatulence, I'd appreciate it if you'd stay home. 

 [ "Flatulence" ]

1: Fancy word for fart.

  * e.g.,  ... I smell a flatulence. 

 [ "Flatulence" ]

1: Defined as a gaseous or sometimes solid emission orgionating and blown from the anus that causes an adverse reaction from anyone in the vicinity. See Fart, or Bust Ass.

  * e.g.,  ... "Bobby was flatulent that night and scared away the ladies."