" fishwife "

 [ "fishwife" ]

1: a slag that is always shouting and generally being a loud slut.

  * e.g.,  ... woman: get your arse down here blood 

 [ "fishwife" ]

1: a slang term for a male homosexual's wife

  * e.g.,  ... Melissa is married to Steve, but she's a fishwife, cuz everyone knows Steve sucks cock like a hoover. 

 [ "fishwife" ]

1: An insufferable person who insists on marrying himself in the presence of a celebrity ghost.

  * e.g.,  ... Larry the Cable Guy, in the presence of the ghost of Rosie O'Donnell and her magpie familiar would be considered a fishwife. 

 [ "fishwifes chore" ]

1: A fishwife's chore is the sexual act of slitting open a straight wound in a females cheek with a sharp edged tool (a knife), as a male, and then proceeding to penetrate this wound with your erect penis until climax, for sexual pleasure. This sexual act is most popularly thought to be no more than an urban legend, although it has a following amongst perverts and extreme fetishists who dabble in such materials as snuff videos and the like.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: OMG did you see that sick shit that I found on the internet? I forwarded it to you the other day... Person 2: Oh that fishwifes chore thing? Fucking disgusting...he cut open her cheek and fucked it! Person 1: He should be hung publically! Dirty bastard.