" exerciser "

 [ "exercise" ]

1: something you don't do because you spend too much time on the internet.

  * e.g.,  ... dude 1: hey, maybe we should go like exercise or something. 

 [ "exerciseism" ]

1: Aspect of a training exercise that usually trumps real world constraints. Word is use to replace phrases like "for exercise purposes".

  * e.g.,  ... "I know it's sunny and warm outside, but as an exerciseism, it's now freezing cold and dark." 

 [ "exercise" ]

1: Doing shit in the gym.

  * e.g.,  ... The monkey was doing exercise in her cage. 

 [ "Exercise" ]

1: The verb fat people believe is a myth or fear.

  * e.g.,  ... Healthy Guy:Hey fatass, go exercise and drop that bucket of chicken! Fat Guy:U mite aswel stab me trew da belly. Healthy Guy:Nah, then all the lard will come out. 

 [ "exercisous" ]

1: Enabling or promoting exercise, effective at making you more fit.

  * e.g.,  ... I used to walk every morning, but I switched to bicycling because it's more exercisous. 

 [ "Exercise" ]

1: A dark art (that is unfortuently necessary) performed by either:

  * e.g.,  ... Overweight Person: I feel like I need to lose weight, pronto. 

 [ "Exercise" ]

2:  Normal people who wish to lose weight, god help them.

  * e.g.,  ... Oxygen Waster: lol lardy stumak 

 [ "Exercise" ]

3:  Obnoxious, condescending, moronic, unfunny twats who pick on overweight people because they want to depress them even further. They're also known as oxygen wasters.

  * e.g.,  ... Overweight Person: That didn't make any sense. 

 [ "exercise" ]

1: various activities ranging from aerobic, wieght lifting, combined with a proper diet, lazy fat people would have nothing to complain about, granted they don't have a heart attack of some sort while complaining.

  * e.g.,  ... Don't break a sweat trying to read this wouldn't want you passing out before you exercise. 

 [ "Exercise" ]

1: Actions involving effort that most people reading this would not do.

  * e.g.,  ... WHAT!???? CYCLING? BUT THAT'S EXERCISE!! 

 [ "Exercise" ]

1: Something yo fatass should be doing right now.

  * e.g.,  ... Fit Friend: Dude you really need some exercise, you have been in the house for days playing god of war 

 [ "Exercising" ]

1: Time wasted trying to look less fat. Not recomended for fat asses.

  * e.g.,  ... Fat ass "dude im so fat, maybe i should start exercising" 

 [ "Exercising" ]

2: May cause heart attack and muscle falure.

  * e.g.,  ... Mom "you wouldnt want to do that dear, you would kill yourself"