" contortionist "

 [ "contortionist" ]

1: people who's bodies are amazingly, crazily flexible. so if you ever see someone twisted in ways that no human could possibly do successfully, they are most likely contortionists.

  * e.g.,  ... >"They do it in the washing machine." 

 [ "contortionist" ]

1: Someone who's body seems to be like one large, flexible piece of play-doh. Or made of rubber. Amazing really.

  * e.g.,  ... At the half-time show yesterday, I saw a contortionist stand on one hand, bend her legs back over her head and shoot a bow-and-arrow accurately. It was mind-boggling. 

 [ "contortionist" ]

2: Gymnasts and ballerinas sometimes can become contortionists.

 [ "contortionist" ]

1: someone who contorts their body.

  * e.g.,  ... like very far backbends and other examples of flexibility. 

 [ "contortionist" ]

1: the ultimate sex toy. I don't, however, know if two contortionist's could go at it, because they would probably orgasm before starting just because of the fantasy's.

  * e.g.,  ... Contortionist + Contortionist = Crazy monkey sex 

 [ "Contortionist" ]

1: Insanely flexible person that can bend in many different and unique ways (like myself;)

  * e.g.,  ... I am a contortionist so I I'm flexible and can bend in so many different ways!! 

 [ "Contortionist" ]

1: Someone who sleeps at an awkward fashion in bed or couch. They bend their neck and upper back greater than 90 degrees. These people do not often use their pillows.

  * e.g.,  ... My love. Last night you slept like a contortionist. I took a photo as proof. 

 [ "The Contortionist" ]

1: much like doggy-style, except halfway through, the man shits into a sock and proceeds to beat the woman with the shit filled sock until orgasm is reached

  * e.g.,  ... "Honey! I got new socks...looks like its time for the contortionist!" 

 [ "Mongolian contortionists" ]

1: People that do something that's already been done, they at least found it themselves. The below phrase is used now on the internet forum High Impact Halo whenever somebody finds a new trick that turns out to actually not be so new.

  * e.g.,  ... I've seen professional Mongolian contortionists do that before. 

 [ "Contortionist James" ]

1: Contortionist James (born Troy James) is a contortionist knows for his appearances on Australia’s Got Talent.

  * e.g.,  ... Contortionist James does cocaine with Miss Beaudry in the dryer