" excretes "

 [ "excrete" ]

1: The process in which the body removes unwanted material.

  * e.g.,  ... To be alive an organism has to be able to excrete. 

 [ "excretement" ]

1:  Combination of "excitement" and "excretion." Accidental release of the bowels (defecation) during an exciting moment.

  * e.g.,  ... On her way through the haunted house, Mary experienced a brief moment of excretement, resulting in a quick trip to the nearest restroom. 

 [ "Excretion" ]

1: Taking a shit or piss in a corner of the motherfucking alley

  * e.g.,  ... Excretion in an alley is fucking essential 

 [ "excrete" ]

1: Roughly to the exTreme poop

  * e.g.,  ... AHh! I am excreting fecal matter everywhere! EVERYWHERE! NOW THAT IS HOW YOU EXCRETE! 

 [ "Excreted" ]

1: Posted by Trump on Twitter.

  * e.g.,  ... Wow, how many Omarosa tweets has Trump excreted today?! He is nutso! 

 [ "semen excretion" ]

1: Male orgasm. Ejaculation.

  * e.g.,  ... She laps up my semen excretion like a cat on milk. 

 [ "excretion geometry" ]

1: The study and/or formation of excrement (shit) in particular shapes

  * e.g.,  ... My baby son's an expert at excretion geometry since he seems to make perfect triangles and blocks out of his own poo! 

 [ "Excrete The Skeet" ]

1: The act of ejaculating.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: Man, I really need to excrete the skeet! Guy 2: Dude, just go wank it! Guy 1: Sounds like a good plan. 

 [ "group excretion" ]

1: A more formal type of group poop.

  * e.g.,  ... “Yo kinda wanna have a group excretion rn.” 

 [ "to eat is to excrete" ]

1: Basically any time you eat something your are completing step 1 in the shitting process.

  * e.g.,  ... I find it rather difficult to watch people eat for I know that to eat is to excrete!