" elaboratenesses "

 [ "elaborate" ]

1: Containing a lot of careful detail or many detailed parts;

  * e.g.,  ... They're making the most elaborate preparations for the birthday party. 

 [ "elaborate" ]

2: To add more information to or explain something that you have said

  * e.g.,  ... She came out with such an elaborate reason that I didn't quite believe her. 

 [ "ELABORATE!" ]

1: normally it would mean "add details, as to an account or idea; clarify the meaning of and discourse in a learned way, usually in writing". however, if one demands it forcefully.. it makes you sound like a crazy old fart.

  * e.g.,  ... Speaker: So basically -- Geyer: ELABORATE! Speaker: Um, what do you mean, you didn't let me finish -- Geyer: What's "IMDB"? Speaker: Okay, you're inter -- Geyer: WHY. *finger points with his hand cocked* Geyer: HEHEHEHEHEHE... 

 [ "Elaborate" ]

1: Carefully arranged parts or details; detailed and complicated way of doing something.

  * e.g.,  ... Example: 

 [ "Elaborate" ]

1: a nice way of saying gay

  * e.g.,  ... You see that guy over there? He is elaborate! 

 [ "elaboration" ]

1: Explaining something as much as possible

  * e.g.,  ... I need the elaboration to how it's u specifically 

 [ "elaboreate" ]

1: Word used when trying to impress someone far less smart than you. Usually used as a scientific term

  * e.g.,  ... Dude 1: I'm totally gonna elaboreate chemical1 from chemical Dude 2: Woah. You're smart. 

 [ "premature elaboration" ]

1: The embarrassing failure that occurs when a business gets overly excited and rolls out a new idea/ business model/ programme before its been fully tested.

  * e.g.,  ... Manager 1: "Wow the Sales Manager is really gung-ho about this new training programme - he wants to roll it out to the whole sales force" Manager 2: "Yeah but I think its a premature elaboration - you might want to stand aside things could get messy" 

 [ "elaborate condom" ]

1: Anything really that is lying around that can be placed on the penis in such a fashion as to stir neighbours, family, friends etc, who see you donning such attire, into thinking:

  * e.g.,  ... Small kittens, sister's pet rabbit, dead birds, anything really!  

 [ "elaborate condom" ]

2:  'wow, what fancy elaborate condom our Jimmy wear, he must be a really successful businessman with house full of expensive and shiny items."

  * e.g.,  ... (Trust me, chicks love it...) 

 [ "Elaborate Trap" ]

1: Elaborate Trap, also known as iTrap, is a sub genre of Trap Music. It's a loaded term meant to distinguish the crowd pleasing, gangster friendly Trap from the more refined and intelligent, gentleman's Trap music. Usually enjoyed by listeners that enjoy the 808 sub bass, sped up hi hats and layered synthesisers that typify the genre, but are not entrenched in the drug fuelled, cough syrup soaked roots. Elaborate trap is just as at home in the lounge, over a cup of earl grey, as it is in the Club.

  * e.g.,  ... "What are you listening to right now?" "Elaborate Trap, you probably haven't heard of it." 

 [ "over-elaborate wank" ]

1: An act of masturbation, the details of which prove to be so labyrinthine in complexity, as to seriously compromise the chances of the protagonist surviving.

  * e.g.,  ... Michael Hutchence died of an over-elaborate wank.