" circumstantial "

 [ "Circumstantial Hotness" ]

1: An individuals attractiveness changes due to the circumstance they are in. A change in a 1-10 scale rating often occurs. Applies for both women and men.

  * e.g.,  ... 1) Becky is a 7 in the real world, but is the most attractive at the office. Due to circumstantial hotness, many of her male co-workers believe she is easily a 9 out of 10. 2) A boat crashes on a deserted island. Cynthia was the only female on board, and now the only female on the island. All the males who were on the boat, originally thought Cynthia was an average looking girl when she first got on. Now after being on the island for a few days, all the men believe Cynthia is the most attractive person they have ever seen because of circumstantial hotness. 3) Cassandra is normally an 8 on a 1 to 10 scale and is normally found to be attractive. Cassandra attends a party with a large group of other women who are much better looking than Cassandra. Cassandra appears to be less attractive, and therefore experiences a decrease in scale rating by the men at the party, and thus less guys try to be with her that night. This is circumstantial hotness. 

 [ "circumstantial lesbian" ]

1: Woman engaged in sexual relationship with other woman, not due to preference but due to inability to find male partner to bond with. Also known as lesbian by circumstance. Reasons behind inability to locate male partner usually due to inability to be viewed as attractive to the opposite sex.

  * e.g.,  ... Donna Lopiano is a circumstantial lesbian and is too ugly to locate a male partner who could find her appealing. Her lesbianism is caused by circumstance. 

 [ "Circumstantial boner" ]

1: Unintentional erection while physically interacting with a friend of the opposite sex.

  * e.g.,  ... Dee: what is that poking my back? 

 [ "circumstantial cunt" ]

1: A decent person who commits cunty acts because of the rough circumstances life throws at them

  * e.g.,  ... Shin Chang Won is a circumstantial cunt 

 [ "circumstantial Intelligence" ]

1: intellect coming by the wayside, usually a theory supported by a significant quantity of your friends

  * e.g.,  ... A: We think Yasreen is preggers 

 [ "circumstantial simultaneity" ]

1: The idea that the entirety of history and existence is a series of repeated events; nothing that happens is new. The idea implies events are connected circumstantially through their meaning, and from a temporally external frame of reference, happen at the same time. The term was coined by Andrew Hussie in his webcomic Homestuck.

  * e.g.,  ... Alice: I broke my wrist last week after slipping on an acorn. Didn't that same thing happen to you? 

 [ "circumstantial butt sex" ]

1: the suggestion that anal sex is only appropriate depending on conditions or circumstances

  * e.g.,  ... 'It was Todd and it was Thursday, so, circumstantial butt sex seemed like the right way to go.' 

 [ "Circumstantial invite" ]

1: When someone is invited to something on an underlying circumstance. Meaning the person additionally invited was not originally invited. Could also be considered a “pity invite.” Is usually close to last minute and aimed at lessening the cost of the trip for people already going. Always decline the invites as a sign of asserting dominance—if you weren’t originally invited then your presence isn’t truly desired.

  * e.g.,  ... “Do you want to go to the beach house with all of us next weekend? Two of the eight people backed out, so we have two extra spots” “Idk man, sounds like a circumstantial invite.”