" e-mail "

 [ "e-mail" ]

1:  A way to send your mail 100 times faster than the postman The United States Postal Service's WORST enemy

  * e.g.,  ...  Jill: Ugh, how will I get these pictures of my wedding to my grandma in California in time? I know, I'll e-mail them to her and get them there in 2 minutes! US postal worker: Hey, Jack, what you got there? Jack: Oh, nothing. Just an order form I need to mail to 

 [ "e-mail" ]

1: Electronic service which clogs your browser tabs with countless Facebook messages each and every day.

  * e.g.,  ... - Damnit, my e-mail's been running hot with all these junk Facebook messages today. 

 [ "e-mail" ]

1: The only reason why people have a MySpace

  * e.g.,  ... Why use e-mail when you could use MySpaceMail? 

 [ "e-mail" ]

1: Something (word/image) that is sent using the internet. the most common type is the mail chain.

  * e.g.,  ... i´m going to send you a e-mail. 

 [ "e-mail" ]

1: The "OTHER" Sex :D

  * e.g.,  ... Female=Girl 

 [ "e-mail" ]

1: A word most people in Canada consider believe to be a private as their home telephone number. most people take e-mail too seriously, even to just say hello, they get real paranoid of over message from (their) best friends.

  * e.g.,  ... person 1) Hey, you are my best friend, can I write you sometime?  

 [ "E-Mail" ]

1: Something people forgot to use because of fucking social media.

  * e.g.,  ... Bob: Hey do you have a facebook? Cause I have some pictures of my job that I want to show you. 

 [ "the e-mail" ]

1: How old people refer to e-mail. Similar to internets.

  * e.g.,  ... young employee: Did you hear what happened at headquarters today? 

 [ "E-mail" ]

1: a virtual letter that could be used as a virus.

  * e.g.,  ... Always scan your e-mails for viruses. 

 [ "E-mail" ]

1: Something that Homestar Runner says to make something appear randomly...

  * e.g.,  ... Homestar: E-mail!