" dysfunction "

 [ "dysfunction" ]

1: A metal band from Casa Grande, AZ.

  * e.g.,  ... Dysfunction beats he shit out of everyone else's music. 

 [ "Dysfunctional" ]

1: Adjective. To be very bad at something. Usually pertaining to sports. *Coined by SAAS*

  * e.g.,  ... Jim knew Clemon was dysfunctional because he missed twelve layups in a row. 

 [ "dysfunctional" ]

1: a “dysfunctional” relationship is something that’s never perfect but is always worth it

  * e.g.,  ... they have a dysfunctional relationship but it works really well . 

 [ "dysfunctional" ]

1:  Any executive action by Dean Spanos stunted slime, incompetent team president of the San Diego Chargers, who single-handedly tossed his entire 2007 season in the crapper before it even got started.

  * e.g.,  ... Dysfunctional Dean Spanos...stupid, stupid, stupid. 

 [ "dysfunctional" ]

2:  Bending over to receive a good bumming from an insecure weasel and getting nothing in return.

  * e.g.,  ... Dean Spanos, in a moment of dysfunctional reflection, “I fired the wrong Bobby”. 

 [ "dysfunctional" ]

3:  Failure to grasp the consequences of a poorly thought out decision.

  * e.g.,  ... What the heck happened to this 2007 Charger team? Why are they so dysfunctional? 

 [ "dysfunctional" ]

4:  Firing the coach who led your team to a 14-2 record.

 [ "Autocorrectile Dysfunction" ]

1: When you had such a boner about the sentence you constructed but autocorrect fucked it all up at the last second.

  * e.g.,  ... Your top was untied and I thought how nice it would be to follow the sweat down your ass crack. Fuck...I meant to say spine, not ass crack. Autocorrectile dysfunction. 

 [ "erectile dysfunction" ]

1: The disorder where a man's soldier won't salute.

  * e.g.,  ... Sam needs a truckload of Viagra, because he's a chronic sufferer of erectile dysfunction. 

 [ "a reptile dysfunction" ]

1: This occurs when a man's trouser snake or underwear anaconda refuses to rise to greet lady parts!

  * e.g.,  ... Ben Dover had a reptile dysfunction in the van with Susie! 

 [ "connectile dysfunction" ]

1:  The inability to gain or maintain an internet connection.

  * e.g.,  ... My computer had connectile dysfunction (CD) yesterday, so I couldn't check my email. 

 [ "connectile dysfunction" ]

2:  The inability to print, email, or get to the internet.

 [ "executive dysfunction" ]

1: That mood you get into when you know you need to do something or want to do something but just can't get yourself to get up and do it. Begging yourself to get up and do it but you just can't.

  * e.g.,  ... Brain: you need to study for that AP test today 

 [ "erectile dysfunction" ]

1: When your anaconda don't want none regardless of the presence of buns.

  * e.g.,  ... His anaconda don't want none even if there is buns. He must have erectile dysfunction.