" fettle "

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1: (verb) To modify, alter, change or touch up something.

  * e.g.,  ... Monkey A: Dude have you finished with that code? 

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1: to fettle is to perform a sexual act on somebody.

  * e.g.,  ... "Ey-up our Eli! Did`st thi end up avin a fettle wi that bintfrompt behind t`bar last neet?" 

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1: To fall into a very sleepy or sleeping state, a wasted kind of state, often after smoking too much.

  * e.g.,  ... If someone was to fall asleep with their head in a bowl of porridge, they could be said to have "fettled hard". 

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1: to fuck.

  * e.g.,  ... i fettled that bitch lastnight. she was nasty. 

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2: to fuck an ugly girl.

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3: It comes from the steel industry originaly, as it means 'to scrape the slag out of furnaces'.

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1: to let the fat settle

  * e.g.,  ... "Oh man i ate too much, i need to get my fettle on." 

 [ "fettling" ]

1: giving something a good clean. (yorkshire/northern english)

  * e.g.,  ... by 'eck, t'back parlour were filthy. It looks reet gradely now i've gi'n it a good fettling. 

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2: not to be confused with furtling, which is something else altogether.

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1: To puke from drinking too much. Other drugs may be involved but it is a strictly alcohol based stunt.

  * e.g.,  ... Nick: I feel fine! *Fettles in sink* 

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2: It is an act that should be embraced totally and appreciated by all. If it is only a mild fettle, as in you puke a little but don't mong, then it is recomended you keep on drinking.

  * e.g.,  ... Afro Jim: "Incoherrant mumbling" *Crawls for toilet* 

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3: In the event of someone fettling, it is a courtesy to then sing "For he's a jolly good fettle" to the tune of "He's a jolly good fellow."

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4: Fettles usually lead to hard monging, passing out and periods of forgetfulness and general confusion.

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5: Fettles aproach differently for different people.

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6: Some come sudden and unexpected, most ammusing if a person has to improvise what they will fettle into. Favourate choices for these are sinks or buckets.

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7: However, the worst kind of fettle will start with a simple queazy feeling in your stomache. The feeling will grow and before too long it will be time and you will know when it is time.

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8: If people are not too drunk to move at this stage they will usually make a crawl for an out door spot out of the path or more traditionally a toilet.

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9: When outdoors, bushes, bridges and rivers, for the daring, are good choices for fettle spots, however this choice lacks a mark that would be made by a straight out fettle in a public place that you would later be able to look at and say "I did that"

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10: The effects of fettling whilst not being able to move are disasterous.

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11: Don't let people pass out in sacred rooms if you fear a fettle. Move them outside, to a toilet or stick them in a bath to bathe in their own filth, those bastads.

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12: In extreme cases, be willing to run ahead of fettlers as they may be lacking the ability to lift toilet seats and open doors.

 [ "Fettle" ]

1: Someone who pussies out of something.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey Lol, weren't you gonna get Howard Five alive style." "Nah, I'm scared" "You fettle lol!!' 

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1: To have a long drawn out state of painful horrid vomiting, through drinking/smoking too much. often ending in the person fettling (the fettle-ee, or fettlemonster) passing out and sleeping in a puddle of their own vomit

  * e.g.,  ... Me: dude are you alright you look like you're going to fettle  

 [ "fettled" ]

1: fettled or when you fettle is the act of somebody throwing up or pukeing,

  * e.g.,  ... eg: jimmy had a whole 3 blunts to himself then he fettled everywhere