" duel "

 [ "duel" ]

1: When two males stand face to face and proceed to masturbate in the direction of each other. The person to be ejaculated on first loses the duel.

  * e.g.,  ... I tried to get off quickly in the duel, but he cummed all over me before I got off.  

 [ "duel" ]

1: A challenge between two people to settle a score. To initiate a duel, a duelist must demand satisfaction.

  * e.g.,  ... *slap with glove* 

 [ "duel" ]

1:  battle to the death

 [ "duel" ]

2:  A classic film directed by Spielberg

 [ "duel" ]

1: A contest between two individuals, no more, no less (er, obviously). Despite what Mr. Anonymous would have you think, it is not necessarily a battle to the death. A chess match could be considered a duel, as could a swordfight, or a naked mudwrestling contest (between women, of course. Naked men mudwrestling is a fucking crime against nature).

  * e.g.,  ... "I challenge you to a duel! Pick up your pugel stick! GLADIATORS, RRRRRREADY?" 

 [ "duel" ]

1: an uberific nerd fight

  * e.g.,  ... Hey Frederick, I recently obtained the Power of the Dragon-Wizard, let's duel! 

 [ "duel" ]

1: To mess something up irreversibly.

  * e.g.,  ... Man you really dueled that up! 

 [ "Dueling" ]

1: (n.) A graceful form of fighting for the gentry. No underhand tricks, tomfoolery left out, this is one good way to die.

  * e.g.,  ... Dueling was allowed in Hungary until 1933. However, should anyone be killed, mansluaghter was the sentance handed down. 

 [ "Dueling" ]

1: When two friends sit back to back in computer office chairs and begin masturbating at the same time. Then after a set amount of time, both turn around and fire their loads at each other.

  * e.g.,  ... A:"Hey dude I'm bored." 

 [ "dueling" ]

1: When two episodes of the same show are on different channels at the same time

  * e.g.,  ... Shit, there's dueling Seinfelds on. Should I watch the one with a misunderstanding and hilarious consequences or the one where there's a misunderstanding and hilarious consequences? 

 [ "Dueling Harmonica" ]

1: Two individuals, undefined in orientation and/or gender, each partaking of one half of a mans penis, divided lengthwise, by means of oral suction.

  * e.g.,  ... After a heated arguement, they decide to compromise and perform the dueling harmonica.