" double-jointed "

 [ "double-jointed" ]

1: The ability to smoke two marijuana cigarettes at the same time. If done correctly, you won't remember you smoked either.

  * e.g.,  ... Johnny likes to show all the girls he is double-jointed. Go green! 

 [ "double joints" ]

1: Definition 1: Unusual flexibility, usually in arms, fingers and legs. Definition 2: Two blunts. Definition 3: Uncontrollable sexiness and bad assery.

  * e.g.,  ... 1: My phalanges are double jointed. 2: "Hey man, can I have one of those double joints?" 3: OH MY GOODNESS. DOUBLE JOINTS... badass sexy double joints bodies walls chairs whiteboys whitegirls blackpanther 

 [ "Double jointed" ]

1: When two joints are passed around a group of friends and one friend is holding a joint and talks so much that the other joint makes it to everyone then gets handed to him as he's still holding the first joint thus creating a double jointed situation.

  * e.g.,  ... Jimmy boy is nursing that joint and now he's double jointed. 

 [ "Double Jointed" ]

1: A sex position consisting of boy on bottom and girl riding on top - both the boy and girl are smoking a joint thus, Double Jointed.

  * e.g.,  ... "i seriously can't wait to try Double Jointed with him" "dude ya, it's sooo great getting high and having sex AT THE SAME TIME!" 

 [ "Double-Jointed" ]

1: A smoking circle in which two joints are in rotation.

  * e.g.,  ... I bought some rolling papers last night, had friends over and made a double-jointed circle. 

 [ "double jointed" ]

1: An expression for a person being bisexual.

  * e.g.,  ... She bends both ways sexually. They call her double jointed for liking both men and women romantically. 

 [ "Double-Jointed Vagina" ]

1: Whereas a normal woman's vagina can only take so much punishment before becoming sore, a woman with a "double-jointed" vagina can have sex with multiple partners (4+) throughout the day with no ill effects.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: Where's Carrie? Person 2: She is still in her room with her third guy of the day. Number four is on his way in an hour or so. Person 1: Oh my gosh, Carrie has such a double-jointed vagina! Person 2: I know, right?! 

 [ "Double Jointed" ]

1: When two people are smoking on the their own individual Joints

  * e.g.,  ... We had a Double Jointed Session and it was awesome! 

 [ "Double jointed pussy" ]

1: What a double jointed pussy is; when a woman’s vagina can expand to two times the size. A double jointed pussy can fit up to 4 penises. A woman can have intercourse with a double jointed pussy for up to 20 times a day.

  * e.g.,  ... Bro, I screwed a girl with a double jointed pussy, needles to say it was not tight. 

 [ "double jointed ass" ]

1: The gift or ability of being able to produce powerful farts on demand.

  * e.g.,  ... It stung their nose and it burnt their eyes and it even scorched the grass, and I twigged right then and there "He's got a double jointed ass."