" clumsy "

 [ "clumsy" ]

1: a stupid overplayed song by fergie

  * e.g.,  ... "you got me trippen *ooh stumblin *ooh sinkin ooh* fumblin ohh* clumsy cuz im fallin in love" gay gay gay! 

 [ "Clumsy" ]

1: Adj. Poorly co-ordinated. Bumbling ninny.

  * e.g.,  ... Blind People 

 [ "Clumsy" ]

1: When someone is talented enough to fall both up and down the stairs and not hurt themselves severely. Can also be associated with people who run into walls, parked cars, moving cars, poles, and the like.

  * e.g.,  ... When Sara Ashley walked into a parked car everyone laughed and called her clumsy. 

 [ "Clumsy" ]

1: Anyone who has a fondness for face-planting into carpet.

  * e.g.,  ... You know that girl I dated a while back, she's clumsy now. She likes to spend time face-planting into her new girlfriend's carpet. 

 [ "Clumsy" ]

1: Some one who over reacts to almost everything. They are always tripping. Over reacting all the time = always tripping = a clumsy person.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude, hes always trippin' over every little thing. Hes clumsy" 

 [ "clumsy russian" ]

1: a sexual mishap that occurs while preforming double penetration. Where the man on top pulls out and ejaculates onto the other man that is on the bottom.

  * e.g.,  ... why the hell would you pull a Clumsy Russian, then you wonder why no one invites you to threesomes 

 [ "Clumsy Stranger" ]

1: The act of sitting on your left hand (if you are right handed) or right hand (if you are left handed) until it becomes numb. Then you bust one out with that hand.

  * e.g.,  ... "I was so bored last night I gave myself a clumsy stranger." 

 [ "clumsy pelican" ]

1: The act of one female on three males. This performance consists of the female, on her knees, performing felatio on one standing male while giving manual pleasure to the other two males, standing on either side of the female. The gyrating motion of the arms and head of the female produces a motion reminiscent of a clumsy pelican.

  * e.g.,  ... I couldn't believe how silly Jill looked when she was doing the clumsy pelican on Frank, Bob, and Jim in that video! 

 [ "Clumsy Squirrel" ]

1: The act of bouncing your testicles on someone's face. Similar to teabagging.

  * e.g.,  ... Mark and Rick took turns giving Sharon the ol' Clumsy Squirrel last night. They were dropping their nuts all over her face. 

 [ "clumsy heart" ]

1: when you fall for someone way to easily

  * e.g.,  ... "i turn and trip on my clumsy heart (i always trip) on my clumsy heart" --The Matches